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Rich aroma

What鈥檚 the deal with the water features outside the new Bloomberg HQ in the City, which one of my colleagues came upon while wandering past the Fosters-designed, Sir Robert McAlpine-built office complex the other weekend? Water flows across what looks like a tangled mass of malign tree roots and it鈥檚 all rather gothic. But worse was the powerful aroma of chlorine. As one little girl, holding hands with her mother and trying to make sense of it all, put it: 鈥淐or, what a stink!鈥�

It鈥檚 all relative

It鈥檚 fair to say the Carbuncle Cup-winning Walkie Talkie still divides opinion three years after it was built. But it may have a rival as the most controversial building to have gone up in the City in recent years. One of my hacks reports that an industry lunch elicited the following remark from an attendee: 鈥�22 Bishopsgate makes the Walkie Talkie seem like a reasonable proposition.鈥�

Show me the money

Poring over official figures for youth employment last week, which revealed construction had dropped out of the top 10 jobs for youngsters, I was nevertheless encouraged by the remuneration ambitions of 16- to 21-year-olds. At that age, 5% thought they could earn 拢80,000 by age 30. Fast forward to actual 30-year-olds and a mere 2% of them are actually earning 拢80,000. But come on, you鈥檝e got to admire their pluck.

Thirsty work

One of my hacks has been at this week鈥檚 Tory Party conference in Birmingham. He was there last year, and I was curious to know what the atmosphere was like with Brexit now less than six months鈥� away. His answer: 鈥淓verybody seems to be hitting the bar earlier this time.鈥� Perhaps the entire country will be doing just that come 29 March 2018 without a deal with the EU in sight 鈥�

Missing words

There are a number of things I鈥檒l miss about the EU, but I didn鈥檛 expect the Official Journal 鈥� the contracts notice board of publicly let work 鈥� to be one of them. But with gems like these, it鈥檚 little wonder. Leeds university has been seeking a firm to build a teaching block. Unsuccessfully, it seems. It hasn鈥檛 awarded a contract because 鈥渘o tenders or requests to participate were received or all were rejected鈥�. So, to being able to nip over the Channel without too much bother and not having to worry about trade agreements, I can now add public policy speak in the Official Journal of the European Union 鈥� to give it its full name 鈥� to those things I鈥檒l shed a tear over.

Brutally honest

I see that work is due to start this month on a load of apartments on the site once occupied by architect John Madin鈥檚 brutalist Yorkshire Post building in Leeds. The building, torn down four years ago, was hailed by the RIBA at the time for making a 鈥渄ramatic contribution鈥� to the city. It was opened in 1970 by that patron of architecture, Prince Charles. Surely the 1980s version of the prince wouldn鈥檛 have gone anywhere near it.

Quite a spread

HOK鈥檚 head of its London office, Dan Hajjar, is flying over to the US later this month for one of the firm鈥檚 regular meetings of its bigwigs. With the CEO and chair based in Washington, the CFO in Chicago, the president in New York and the COO in St Louis, getting a venue in the diary for one of these powwows must be quite a feat. 鈥淚t鈥檚 faster for the guys in New York to fly over here than it is to go to LA,鈥� Hajjar remarks, optimistically.