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Hole in one

Remember those stories of business being done on the golf course? Well, it turns out there may be some truth in it. Steel firm Billington last week said former Severfield chief Ian Lawson will start as its non-exec chairman next month. Who approached whom, my hack wondered? Turns out Lawson and current non-exec chair Peter Hems both play at the same golf club in Rutland. Tempting to think they might have chatted at the 19th hole.

Numbers game

Buried in all the numbers of Foster + Partners鈥� latest report and accounts, another figure caught my eye. The firm won 56 awards last year 鈥� which means, the firm adds, that 鈥渢he total number of awards won by the practice now stands at 865鈥�. Not that they鈥檙e keeping count.

Speaking in tongues

I rather like the V&A鈥檚 new gallery in Dundee, designed by Kengo Kuma. Yes, the project came in over budget and took much longer than expected to complete, but it鈥檚 a spectacular structure and the residents of Dundee will rightfully be chuffed 鈥� more than 27,000 visited in the first week. They might, however, be less inclined to warm to the sort of spiel uttered by 鈥渄igital creatives鈥� Biome Collective and Agency of None, who have dreamt up something called 鈥淗allo World鈥�, which they reckon will 鈥渟tart the 鈥榗onversation鈥� between V&A Dundee and citizens of the city, Scotland and the wider world鈥�. Sounds like something Perfect Curve from TV鈥檚 W1A would think up.

Diss United

Flicking through London listings mag Time Out the other week, I came across a feature called 鈥淎sk Sadiq鈥�. One reader wanted an answer from London鈥檚 mayor to the following: 鈥淲hy do we allow so many Manchester United fans into the city?鈥� Khan, a Liverpool fan, replied he found the number of United fans in the capital 鈥渙ffensive鈥�, adding: 鈥淥ne of the things I鈥檝e got to do is reduce that number.鈥� Has he been taking advice from his b锚te noire, Donald Trump? 

Cashless society

One of my hacks was at the launch last week of law firm Clyde & Co鈥檚 report about offsite manufacturing in construction. The host of the event quoted a few numbers relating to margins and suggested to the 100 or so people in the room at the Barbican that things weren鈥檛 all tickety boo. 鈥淚鈥檓 not an accountant, guys, but it sounds like you鈥檙e losing money,鈥� he told guests. Neither murmur nor titter ensued. Perhaps he misread the mood: that a handful of multibillion-pound turnover firms cannot between them make any dough, was not, in fact, a laughing matter 鈥� 

Profit? Not us

After Clyde & Co鈥檚 presentation, the audience was treated to a panel discussion with experts from Costain, Aecom and consultant Bryden Wood chaired by Dennis Seal from Buildoffsite. Seal was keen to emphasise his organisation was not-for-profit. 鈥淚 mean,鈥� piped up the Costain exec sitting on stage, 鈥渁ren鈥檛 we all at the moment?鈥�

The meaning of life

Ping! An email arrives in one of my team鈥檚 inbox imploring us to ignore a press release titled 鈥淣ortech鈥檚 MRC350 helps Gunnebo improve visitor experience at the Shard鈥�. The release is being withdrawn, we are told, 鈥渄ue to unforeseen complications鈥�. What on earth could these be? With a headline like that, it鈥檚 no wonder, I say. I have no idea what any of it means.