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Visionary skills

At the launch of its construction qualification at the House of Commons last week, ISG chief executive Paul Cossell mentioned to one of my hacks that the firm is hiring new recruits with experience outside of the industry. One turns out to have been developing video games before ISG came calling. Another was recruited from a tech firm and has designed goggles to move through visualisations and even look through walls. What a skill to have, I say. Can this person look into the future, I wonder? Specifically, who will win the 3.15 at Kempton next week?

No joke

When a colleague met up with the PR for a contractor recently, talk turned to public speaking. The finance director of said firm, he was told, 鈥渆ffortlessly holds the room鈥� but this was in stark juxtaposition to the boss who, shall we say, lacks pizazz 鈥� more Theresa May than Tony Blair. 鈥淗e stands up, mutters a couple of words and sits down again,鈥� was the assessment. Luckily, it doesn鈥檛 take a comedian to run a company well. The jokers who ran Carillion rather prove the point 鈥�

Who says violence isn鈥檛 the answer?

To Milan, for the launch last week of an office scheme by architect PLP. While in the city it would have been rude of my hack not to visit a few other recent projects by British architects. So she did. One was Fosters鈥� subterranean Apple store, which is entered through a glass corridor lined by fountains. My reporter saw a workman standing in the pool with a wrench, suggesting a few teething problems. Turns out he was adjusting the height of each fountain by giving the base of errant spouts a hefty tap with the wrench. Good to know that the old maxim is alive and well: if in doubt, bash it.

Money no object

Australian architect Bates Smart has unveiled a proposal to build a new stadium in Sydney, suspended over the city鈥檚 biggest station. The firm put forward the plan as an alternative to the government鈥檚 proposal of demolishing the main Sydney football stadium and replacing it with a new stadium on the same site at a cost of A$705m (拢386m). Given that it鈥檚 surely likely to cost even more, the Bates Smart plan might sound a little bonkers 鈥� or, as I would phrase it, not all that smart. But it has its merits: it would improve transport links, for starters. I asked an Australian colleague which of the proposals she thought had the best chance of going ahead. 鈥淎ustralian governments nearly always tend to pick the less convenient, more expensive way of doing things,鈥� was her reply. It鈥檚 good to see some things are universal.

Wake-up call

Research by healthcare provider Westfield Health has found that 16% of employees in the construction industry have deliberately taken a nap at work. And some 44%, its survey revealed, regularly turn up to their jobs feeling too tired to work. Westfield Health鈥檚 director of wellbeing, Richard Holmes, remarks: 鈥淚t鈥檚 extremely worrying.鈥� Indeed it is, but let鈥檚 look on the bright side. In an industry blighted by low productivity and chronic difficulty completing jobs on time, the question of what lies behind these issues has baffled the great and good for years 鈥� but it seems Westfield Health has now found the answer. We can all sleep better for it.