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Harsh reality

Lendlease was showing off its virtual reality room 鈥� known as 鈥淰Room鈥� 鈥� at its Elephant Park site down in south London last week. In short, this allows visitors to have a nose around as-yet-unbuilt projects 鈥� in this case, to see what the revamp of Elephant and Castle will look like. But visitors are warned that it can be a rough ride on the stomach, similar to being on a boat on a particularly rough sea. One of my hacks bravely took on the challenge but tells me that, after wandering through parks and a cafe, and having a look over balconies, he wanted to jump ship. Another fellow scribe fared worse. 鈥淚 felt sick,鈥� she admitted.

Rounding up

Sticking with the VRoom, you might think that five projectors and a controller couldn鈥檛 cost all that much. Lendlease did have to build a spherical room, but they have plenty of builders to do that. Apparently, though, there is a crucial bit of behind-the-scenes kit involved, which meant that the actual cost of the room was 拢100,000.

Challenge accepted

Speaking of numbers, I hear that the job of director of the Industrial Strategy Challenge Fund鈥檚 Transforming Construction challenge 鈥� a bit of a mouthful 鈥� has a salary a touch over 拢150,000. I guess for the successful candidate, former Skanska man Sam Stacey, that will be pretty transforming 鈥�

No contest

Another week, another late stadium. Tottenham Hotspur 鈥� recent victors over Manchester United only to be felled by unglamourous Watford in their next match 鈥� last week made headlines of a different sort courtesy of my colleagues鈥� story about delays to the construction and subsequent opening of the club鈥檚 new White Hart Lane ground. Meanwhile, over in west London another club was preparing to announce it would be late moving into its new ground, highlighting 鈥渢he need to anticipate the normal delays and problems that inevitably arise in a complicated construction project鈥�. But given the club in question was Brentford, it didn鈥檛 generate the same kind of headlines.

Double-crossed

And so on to another scheme that鈥檚 busted its opening deadline: this time, the long-awaited Crossrail. Reading through the announcement that the job was going to be late 鈥� and a lot late at that 鈥� one of my hacks noticed that nowhere in the press release announcing the news did it say it was, in fact, late. It had been due to open in December this year 鈥� not that you would have known this from reading the release. Instead, readers were told: 鈥淭he Elizabeth line, which will redefine transport in London with quicker, easier and more accessible journeys, will open through central London in autumn 2019.鈥� Quicker? Easier? More accessible? Maybe so 鈥� but only when the late-running scheme actually opens. And it won鈥檛 any time soon, because it鈥檚 late.

And the survey says 鈥�

The results of 好色先生TV鈥檚 recent Brexit survey were tweeted by Richard Newby, the Lib Dem leader in the House of Lords, and retweeted by Tory MP and prominent remainer Anna Soubry. It鈥檚 fair to say, judging by the comments posted on Newby鈥檚 feed, that not everyone thinks leaving the EU is a bad thing for construction. The survey was 鈥渇ake news鈥�, 鈥渦nrigorous鈥� 鈥� you get the picture. My personal favourite, though, evoked the spirit of the Victorian workhouse. 鈥淚 strongly suspect,鈥� said someone called Monty Monty, 鈥渢he bosses are the only ones with time to read magazines.鈥�