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For a rainy day

Analyst Kevin Cammack has a wry take on Taylor Wimpey telling investors last week that it was setting aside 拢30m to remove the sort of combustible cladding found on the Grenfell Tower 鈥� on top of last year鈥檚 拢130m provision to deal with the leasehold scandal. 鈥淚t鈥檚 become the housebuilder of conscience,鈥� he quips.

Always look on the bright side of life

One of my hacks went to visit ALL Design, the practice Will Alsop helped set up seven years ago, to see how they have been doing since he died in May. Turns out they are OK, and in good enough spirits to share a tale about the late architect. Alsop was a big fan of colour 鈥� think of the Chips building in Manchester, the Public in West Bromwich and the Sharp Centre in Toronto 鈥� so it鈥檚 rather apt he was laid to rest in an orange coffin. 

Throw the book at her

Suffolk-based property developer John Howard has a new book to promote. Howard, you may remember, has recently brought in RG Carter to complete a tower block in Ipswich that was mothballed by the financial crash back in 2010, whose concrete skeleton has been a painful reminder of that period ever since. This man of action鈥檚 new book promises to provide 鈥渟traight-talking, hard-nosed, real life advice鈥� in exchange for punters鈥� 拢9.99. With the industry鈥檚 Brexit worries growing by the week, I suggest Howard, as chairman of the Ipswich Conservatives, posts a copy of his tome to his leader real sharpish. 

Half-baked ideas

My colleagues at BD are busily wading through the nominations for this year鈥檚 Carbuncle Cup. One of the entries is in in central London and designed by a former Stirling prize nominee, which I guess shows some firms have more strings to their bow than they might care to admit. Looking at it, I can only describe it as a distressed office block. It鈥檚 designed to look half-built 鈥� 鈥渞uin-porn鈥� is the phrase I鈥檓 supposed to use. One of my architectural colleagues at BD piped up. 鈥淗alf-built, eh? Isn鈥檛 that typical of your British builder?鈥� How very dare he 鈥�

Never look back

Cruising down the Thames last week, one of my hacks was given a potted tour of the riverside pads of some of our better known public figures. The homes of Irish broadcaster Graham Norton and actress Helen Mirren were identified, as well as a pub where leading thesp Sir Ian McKellen is known to host trivia nights. It was all part of a trip to see developer Keystone鈥檚 plans near the Royal Docks. Passing Blackfriars Bridge, my hack turned to glance nostalgically at Ludgate House, the former home of 好色先生TV. Except she couldn鈥檛. Built in 1989 and opened by Margaret Thatcher, it was flattened this year to make way for more riverside pads. I hope the new residents appreciate the privilege of living on a site once occupied by my fine team of hacks 鈥�

Construction is a catwalk

Ludgate House is set to be replaced by a high-rise block, expected to reach 50 storeys, which will take its place among a number of tall buildings going up or planned in the Southwark area. These include the 50-storey One Blackfriars and a 52-storey building by Wilkinson Eyre further down Blackfriars Road. With all these towers springing up in London, an architect was moved to channel the spirit of Canadian supermodel Linda Evangelista when he told one of my hacks recently: 鈥淚 don鈥檛 get out of bed for less than 25 storeys.鈥�