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Lindum chairman David Chambers has an interesting take on housebuilders. 鈥淎 lot of good companies like Taylor Woodrow and Wimpey used to be in construction 鈥� and sold out,鈥� he told my hack. Contractor Lindum Homes has built about 60 homes a year for the past two decades and Chambers admits the 12% margin is around 10 times that which its contracting arm makes. I guess it鈥檚 not hard to see why some firms gave up on contracting, though the cynic in me might add that, for those that remain, at least they鈥檙e not building the same thing over and over and over again 鈥�

Off their trolley

I read that Wates has been given a ticking off by the Health and Safety Executive for using shopping trolleys to ferry materials about at one of its housing jobs in Hackney, east London. I guess at 拢1 a trolley, the running costs are considerably cheaper than hiring other forms of transport.

A lucrative millennial market

A slightly alarming survey recently crossed my desk. The research, which was carried out by online marketplace Airtasker, said 84% of millennials were not confident about changing a lightbulb, while 79% did not feel self-assured when it came to painting a shed. It also said under-35s were willing to spend an average of 拢83.79 to have someone else perform these handy tasks for them. At times like this I find myself wishing I鈥檇 taken up a trade, rather than just poncing around as an architect, as it looks like the younger generations will be spending a fortune on getting jobs done around the house. 

Not on the money

In the latest tranche of documents published by the select committees that ran the inquiry into Carillion鈥檚 collapse, there was a letter from interim chief exec Keith Cochrane answering a number of questions put to him by the committees鈥� MPs. Discussing his reasons for sacking the former finance director Zafar Khan, Cochrane said he had decided Khan was not the right person for the job given the fact 鈥渉e was not on top of the numbers to the extent that the board needed him to be鈥� and 鈥渄id not have the confidence of the banks鈥�. He went on to say the decision 鈥渨as not a reflection on Mr Khan as a finance professional鈥�. I鈥檓 sure Khan was gratified to learn that not being on top of numbers had no bearing on his competence as a finance professional. But even so, I rather think he didn鈥檛 ask Cochrane for a job reference when he left.  

Pricey PwC comes out on top

Staying with Carillion, another letter published by the inquiry has revealed that highly paid pensions specialist consultants working for PwC have been charging an average of 拢1,156 an hour to assist with wrapping up the collapsed contractor. In total, PwC billed 57,534 hours at an average rate of 拢356 an hour in the first eight weeks of the liquidation, racking up a tab of around 拢20.5m. While this may be great news for PwC, I鈥檓 not sure subcontractors such as NG Bailey, which last week revealed it had been forced to write off 拢2.1m due to Carillion鈥檚 collapse, will be so pleased about it.

Playing to the gallery

Tory MP Royston Smith has recently taken a tour of Southampton鈥檚 Mayflower Theatre during its 拢7.5m refurb. Smith made headlines in 2016 when The Independent crowned him 鈥渓east active鈥� of all 177 MPs elected the year before 鈥� Smith had asked two parliamentary questions, compared with 471 by the 鈥渕ost active鈥�. Smith said: 鈥淚 promised [Mayflower CEO] Michael [Ockwell] I would do all I can to ensure that Mayflower is kept at the forefront of the government鈥檚 mind.鈥� I鈥檓 sure the Mayflower will have the government鈥檚 entire attention once the little matter of Brexit is sorted out.