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Parting shot

I鈥檓 not sure outgoing Redrow chairman Steve Morgan thinks too much of former Persimmon chief executive Jeff Fairburn, he of the 拢75m bonus, which Morgan says has done so much damage to firms like his, allowing critics to accuse housebuilders of being motivated by greed. 鈥淢y best drinking buddy,鈥� he says when Fairburn鈥檚 name is mentioned. Doesn鈥檛 sound like he鈥檒l be heading to the pub Fairburn bought last year in his Morpeth, Northumberland, home town any time soon. In case people have forgotten, it鈥檚 called Shambles.

Bucks fizz

I鈥檓 curious to see what Steve Morgan does next month once he leaves the firm he founded back in 1974. He owns a luxury resort in Cheshire called Carden Park which is due to see a 拢10m spa complex open this summer. What does that kind of outlay get you nowadays? Hot tubs and outdoor saunas are to be expected but it also includes fire pits, ice fountains, snow showers and a champagne bar. 鈥淪omebody鈥檚 got to be a customer in there,鈥� Morgan adds. I鈥檓 sure the Cheshire set will be on hand to join him. 

Minister for understatement

It鈥檚 fair to say that with a nickname of Failing Grayling, transport secretary Chris Grayling isn鈥檛 everyone鈥檚 cup of tea. The worst secretary of state ever, says Labour of the man in the news for awarding and then cancelling a contract to a ferry firm with no ships. 鈥淕rayling makes even the most mediocre of ministers feel good,鈥� the Guardian鈥檚 political sketch writer John Crace wrote last month. I add another exhibit to the charge sheet. In a just published letter last month to Frank Field and Rachel Reeves, the Labour MPs still tying up the loose ends in their parliamentary inquiry into Carillion鈥檚 collapse last year, Grayling told the pair its liquidation was 鈥渄isappointing news鈥�. A novel way, I must admit, of describing one of the biggest corporate failures in British history. 

Get Lifschutz

Just-approved plans to redevelop a stretch of London鈥檚 Oxford Street behind some retained frontages impressed Westminster city council more than they did brutalist architect Owen Luder. The architect behind the now demolished car park in 1970s gangster flick Get Carter was flamboyantly scathing about Lifschutz Davidson Sandilands鈥� proposals to hike the retained frontage of one of the buildings to align with the overarching scheme鈥檚 floorplates. 鈥淭he late Mike Manser once said preserving a facade and rebuilding a new building behind it was like keeping your dead grandmother鈥檚 false teeth on the mantelpiece in her memory,鈥� Luder recalled of the former RIBA president. 鈥淟ifting the retained facade to make the floor levels work is like hoisting her skirts so she can dance.鈥� 

Pour encourager les autres

One of my hacks recently submitted a freedom of information request to Haringey council regarding last year鈥檚 settlement with Lendlease over the north London authority鈥檚 decision to scrap a 拢2bn plan to build more homes in the borough. Declining to say how much public money it had handed over to Lendlease, the council said that 鈥渋f the terms of the settlement with Lendlease were made public, then parties involved in similar disputes with the council in future would be likely to use those terms as a benchmark鈥�. I have to ask: how many 拢2bn housing deals is the council planning on binning?