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Fungal confection

Taking a stroll on the south bank of the Thames the other day, I noticed that most iconic of brutalist structures, Fitzroy Robinson & Partners鈥� Sampson House, is finally being torn down. I looked up the paperwork for the PLP multi-tower scheme that will replace it and discovered the design of Sampson House 鈥渨as born out of the extensive and sophisticated computer equipment that would process the cheques鈥� for Lloyds Bank, and that while there was a need for large open-plan spaces 鈥渢here was lesser need for natural light鈥�. Lloyds workers were a bit like mushrooms, perhaps. Kept in the dark and fed 鈥�

Travelling hopefully

The London Assembly鈥檚 budget and performance committee has painted a rather bleak picture of Transport for London鈥檚 future in its response to mayor Sadiq Khan鈥檚 draft budget. The committee said it was dubious about TfL鈥檚 ability to get back into the black after posting an operating deficit of 拢1bn last year. 鈥淲e remain sceptical,鈥� the report said. And no wonder. After all, TfL is behind the late-running, budget-busting Crossrail scheme.

Also read: How the Crossrail delay has unfolded

Sick beats

If readers think some architects can be a little flowery with their language, they have yet to come across Sir Simon Rattle 鈥� music director at the London Symphony Orchestra 鈥� talking about concert halls. Of the Diller Scofidio + Renfro designs for a proposed venue at the Barbican, which were unveiled this week, Rattle said: 鈥淚t鈥檚 like some kind of magnificent virus, which hopefully is incurable.鈥� I literally have no idea what that means.

Post haste

Brexit casts a long shadow over other legislative pursuits. Government waited six months before announcing its response to the Hackitt review, which was that it planned to consult on pretty much every recommendation. The Aldous bill, which would reform retention practices, looks like being delayed again. But Tory MP Vicky Ford, in a 10 minute rule bill, has an even more pressing issue: 鈥淭o require letterboxes in new buildings to be positioned above a certain height.鈥� In a sign not even Ford is taking this seriously, she told other MPs last week: 鈥淲hen it comes to front doors, a lot of people are very fond of their knockers.鈥�

Marr-di gras 

To the British Council for Office Awards annual dinner at the Grosvenor House on London鈥檚 Park Lane last Tuesday. The gig was compered by broadcaster and former BBC political editor Andrew Marr, who had hotfooted it over from Westminster after witnessing the prime minister鈥檚 Brexit plan go up in smoke earlier that evening. He noted that Theresa May will not want to resign because she loves being PM despite it having been 鈥渋n many respects an absolutely miserable experience鈥�, which he likened to 鈥済argling the hemlock day after day鈥�, while Marr took pity on her husband Philip, who 鈥渂y his endlessly depressed expression鈥� clearly isn鈥檛 revelling in the moment. Politics is a funny thing when it鈥檚 not so serious.

You do the math

One of my hacks had lunch with Brian Waters, former president of the Association of Consultant Architects, the other day. She was surprised when he said he鈥檇 had a driving lesson that morning since it鈥檚 fair to say he is no longer 17. It turns out he wasn鈥檛 being let loose on a beaten-up Ford Fiesta in a cul de sac 鈥� but was at the controls of four shire horses and a rather large carriage in one of the Royal Parks. Attaching four horses and a carriage together is a rather tricky business, he added, but all part of the fun. 鈥淚 love geometry so I鈥檓 rather good at it,鈥� he said.