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Sheepish about Wolves

PR balls-up of the week goes to the Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government, which launched its new Town of the Year competition in Wolverhampton, which has actually been a city since 2000. Compounding the government鈥檚 embarrassment, the proceedings were kicked off by communities minister Robert Jenrick, a native of 鈥� yep, you鈥檝e guessed it: Wolverhampton.

Lows of the high street

Penny for Jenrick鈥檚 thoughts on the retail crisis gripping high streets up and down the country. Like all towns, I mean cities, Wolverhampton has suffered as well. Take the Debenhams store, the centrepiece of a 拢35m refurbishment of the Mander shopping centre, completed just over two years ago by Bowmer & Kirkland. Around 90% of the store鈥檚 150 staff were from Wolverhampton when it opened in October 2017. Cutting the ribbon that day was former Wolves footballer Jody Craddock who at the time said: 鈥淚 think Debenhams will do well here and hopefully have a positive impact on the shopping centre and the city as a whole in the years to come.鈥� It closed last Saturday. 

Bit of a giveaway

Apparently it鈥檚 not only department stores that do new year sales. My hacks tell me architect Perkins + Will and its new acquisition Penoyre & Prasad are doing some kind of environmentally friendly buy-one-get-one-free design deal to boost zero-carbon development. Whatever next 鈥� a free Jenga game with every Square Mile skyscraper?

Food for thought

In these straitened times for contractors, one City analyst seems perplexed about the quality of those who hold the purse strings. Recalling his fine dining experience at a very big firm 鈥� think Big Four 鈥� he recalled: 鈥淲e had about six courses, lavish beyond all means and I鈥檓 thinking: 鈥楾hese people have the future of so many firms at their fingertips. But they never strike me as knowing much about construction or being any good鈥�.鈥� An outrageous slur 鈥�

Bird鈥檚 eye view 鈥� of Salford

I see that in the dead of night someone climbed up a half-built (and unknown) mid-rise tower in Salford and parachuted off it. The Birdman of Salford鈥檚 daredevil antics hardly seemed worth it 鈥� it took about five seconds for him to float down. Surely not even enough time to take a photo to post on Instagram. 

Expecting a full house

One of my team was at a wedding last weekend where guests had a small wager on how many times the best man would mention booze or variants thereof. Inspired by this, I plan to go along to a RIBA talk later this month and play buzzword bingo. PLP founder Ron Bakker is speaking about smart buildings so I鈥檓 expecting to hear comfort, health, wellbeing all given an airing. Let鈥檚 hope I鈥檓 quids in.

Nuclear fallout

I like to think I鈥檓 as down with the kids as the next 217-year-old, having recently learnt the word woke. So I was intrigued to attend my first Turncoats, the much-hyped architectural debate series that attracts more than its fair share of millennials. As we arrived in a semi-derelict building on London鈥檚 South Bank, we were required to seal our phones in sparkly red envelopes before receiving a beer and making our way to an attic lit only by fairy lights. The debate was on the nuclear family home. Former RIBA president Ben Derbyshire was one of the speakers telling the assembled hundreds he lives in a household with 鈥渇our marriages and five children between us鈥�. If he wasn鈥檛 joking, how very unnuclear.