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Jedi night

To the 好色先生TV Awards at the Grosvenor House hotel last week, where the competition was fierce 鈥� and not just for the awards. Many in the packed room were competing in a silent auction that helped to raise more than 拢25,000 for the charity Haven House. One included Scape chief executive Mark Robinson, bidding for Star Wars memorabilia for his son. Robinson鈥檚 nerves increased as the clock counted down the remaining seconds of the auction, terrified he would be pipped at the last, 鈥渆Bay style鈥�. He needn鈥檛 have worried. The Force was strong with him that night: not only did he win the Star Wars goodies, he was named Personality of the Year.

Wake-up call

ISG鈥檚 Paul Cossell was celebrating winning the CEO of the Year category 鈥� but not too hard. Not letting success get to his head, perhaps. No, I hear he鈥檇 already arranged a senior management meeting for the next day. Start time? 7.30am.

A long way from home

I am told the government agency Homes England is recruiting for a 拢95,000-a-year 鈥渃hief architect鈥� to assist with its efforts to fix the nation鈥檚 housing crisis. Close inspection of the 1,500-word job description reveals this post is not about creating well-designed homes for the great unwashed but instead to do with computers, 鈥渉yperconvergence鈥� and 鈥渁gile delivery management tools鈥�. Could this gobbledegook be at the root of the crisis?

Spell it out

A debate on housing at a bar in Hackney was always going to attract more designers than clients, so it鈥檚 no surprise that the big housebuilders came in for a lot of stick at British Housing: the Crude, the Bad and the Ugly last week. Architect Paul Karakusevic of the well-regarded estate regeneration specialist Karakusevic Carson was one of the speakers. His take on 鈥渢he bad鈥� was a restrained: 鈥淭here鈥檚 too much control by the five very mediocre housebuilders that I have in my mind.鈥� Naturally, someone from the audience called out: 鈥淣ame them.鈥� Pause. 鈥淲ell, three of them start with a B, one with a C and one with a P. You can do the maths.鈥� That鈥檚 not technically maths, Paul, but we know what you mean.

Design of the times

Talking of numbers, the debate鈥檚 chair, Claire Bennie of Municipal, opened with an overview of the housebuilding market, pointing out that most of the new housing is built by plcs, despite even the government conceding that greater diversity is needed to address the housing crisis. And who designs for them, she asked. 鈥淭he rumour is that nobody does, but actually Barratt has six in-house architects, Bovis has four and Countryside has two. Where are they tonight? We could have done with some of those people in the room.鈥� Well, if those 12 people are responsible for designing 130,000 homes a year, I imagine they were still toiling away at their desks.

Gone in a puff of smoke

One of my hacks popped to the Palestra building in Southwark to hear a bunch of housing experts, including Chlo毛 Phelps, head of design at developer Brick by Brick, discuss how to build more homes on small sites across the capital. Host Roger Zogolovitch, founder of developer Solidspace, said that when he thought about the time he鈥檇 spent on small sites he sometimes asked why he鈥檇 bothered. 鈥淚 should have done what other developers do,鈥� he sighed, 鈥渨hich is live in the south of France, smoking cigars.鈥�