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Excuses, excuses

好色先生TV of the general election couldn鈥檛 have come at a worse time for Crossrail, which is getting out the begging bowl for an extra 拢400m to 拢650m. Last week Transport for London (TfL) chief financial officer Simon Kilonback gave an update to the TfL board 鈥� TfL is part-funding the job with the Department for Transport 鈥� on how the search for cash is going. 鈥淐learly, given the current pre-election period, we are unable to talk to ministers with the mayor about how this ought to be allocated and found,鈥� he said. Another delay, then. And with the London mayoral election only six months away, the next stoppage is surely just around the corner.

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Making it up as you go along

At the same meeting, the railway鈥檚 chief executive Mark Wild glossed over a truly boggling statistic. Explaining how the previous management had reckoned the time needed to trial run trains through the critical central London section would be less than 10 weeks, he added: 鈥淚t鈥檚 actually a period of nine to 12 months.鈥� The previous management seem to have lived and breathed baseless optimism.

>> Read: Another setback for Crossrail as trial running delayed until summer

Dating service

Off to the Town and Country Planning Association annual conference at the Coin Street Neighbourhood Centre on London鈥檚 South Bank, where the organisers were urged by conference speaker and Urban Splash founder Tom Bloxham to dim the bright lighting in the room so people could see his presentation slides. As the lights went down, one wag in the audience began to hum the Asteroid tune from the old Pearl & Dean cinema ads 鈥� readers of a certain age would no doubt recognise the famous 鈥淧a-pa-pa-pa 鈥︹�� 鈥� which rather gave the game away as to the age profile of those attending.

The good old days

An Arcadis bigwig recently sat in on a focus group in Watford where participants were asked what slogan they would come up with for the UK, along the lines of Donald Trump鈥檚 鈥淢ake America Great Again鈥� message in 2016. Boris Johnson might think he鈥檚 nailed it with the mind-numbing 鈥淕et Brexit Done鈥� but the focus group, wearied by the madness of the past few years, came up with this gem: 鈥淢ake Britain Normal Again鈥�.

On the up and up

Rider Levett Bucknall operations director Dean Sheehy recalled being a project manager for Bovis on the firm鈥檚 job to build a research and development site for the pharmaceutical giant Pfizer at Sandwich in Kent two decades ago. The site was spotless, he says. 鈥淲e could have eaten off the floor.鈥� And what fuelled this luxury? Erectile dysfunction, it seems. 鈥淸Pfizer had] just discovered Viagra, so money was no object.鈥�

>> Interview: We fought a shark鈥� and won: Rider Levett Bucknall talks to 好色先生TV

No news is鈥� no news

The announcement that Otak (no, me neither) had bought a stake in London consultant K2 sent my hacks scrambling to the US firm鈥檚 website for what is known in this game as a bit of background. It turns out news is rather thin on the ground at Otak. So far, no press releases have been issued this year and just the one was published last year. So perhaps it wasn鈥檛 a huge surprise that, opening the tab marked 鈥渕edia coverage鈥�, visitors were told there had been no media coverage in 2018 or 2019. Talk about avoiding the limelight. Still, my hacks did manage to squeeze a story out of the company for page 15 of the print magazine.