A musical edition this week, featuring John Prescott, Tina Turner, David Brent, a blonde called Sarah and Steve McGuckin’s lively rendition of Get Back
Nobody escapes criticism this week, including superstar architects, well-meaning housing experts, ageing popstars and even the accident-prone John Birt
Our diarist unsheathes the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play to take a few cheap swipes at the Spanish and Americans …
A QS quiz team counts its brain cells and euros, the industry’s fast-track papal election and Owen Luder perfects his shooting and bow-tie-tying techniques
Extra! Extra! Capricious politicians cavort with chaotic civil servants while soap-smeared journalist gropes in the dark with footballer’s wife in new twist shock
We have a distinguished collection of April fools for you this week, headed by Richard Rogers, Tony Blair, John Prescott, Prince Charles and George Wimpey
Sadly, unacceptable behaviour by a civil servant and a hamster called Norman let down this week’s otherwise sweet-natured and only partially clothed column
resents for your delectation: Nick Grimshaw’s statistical puzzles, Nigel Griffiths’ sardonic satire and Winston Churchill’s provocative punchline