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VIP passes

Ping! How delightful - another email from a PR. This one informs me of the exciting news that a delegation of housing professionals from Hong Kong was in Nottinghamshire recently for 鈥渁 VIP tour of a retirement living scheme for the over-55s in Beeston鈥�. I don鈥檛 know about you but I鈥檓 struggling to find the VIP bit in all of that. Maybe the tourist trail has changed since my time 鈥�

Sound the alarm

Car crashes, knife-wielding maniacs, inappropriate architecture that doesn鈥檛 respond to local character 鈥� These are some of the unfortunate hazards we might have to endure in our town centres today. We can now add another menace to that list: noise. According to researchers at Nottingham Trent University, the increased noise from town centre hustle and bustle could trigger heart attacks. 鈥淚 have seen first-hand the impact of noise pollution and this study reinforces the need to implement noise mitigation strategies,鈥� says a chap from a firm which specialises in 鈥渘oise reduction solutions鈥�. Just to amplify his point, the PR blurb from his firm announcing how we can all avoid heart attacks while popping out for a paper and loaf of bread is headed, 鈥淭own centre noise could kill you鈥�. Perhaps it鈥檚 time to move to the country.

Safe as houses

Is the housing market strong and stable? Before the election, with a 100+ majority forecast for Theresa May, many homeowners thought so 鈥� remortgage transactions increased by 8% from April to May, with borrowers 鈥渆ncouraged by the prospect of a period of certainty and economic stability鈥�, according to conveyancing service provider LMS. 鈥淩emortgagers were so confident [鈥� ] over half said they expected low rates to remain in place for at least the next year,鈥� said Andy Knee, LMS chief executive. We can assume these same remortgagers are now hoping the housing market doesn鈥檛 turn weak and wobbly.

Please to e-meet you

One of my hacks was recently asked to give his opinion of an architect firm - brand perception, I think they call it. Included in the trawl of views required for the exercise were recruitment agents, clients and staff. My reporter tells me that he won鈥檛 be contributing after he stopped reading at the first sentence, which began: 鈥淟et me e-introduce myself.鈥�

Raise the roofs

It鈥檚 summer party season at the Serpentine and Francis K茅r茅鈥檚 new West African-inspired pavilion is the setting for this year鈥檚 champagne-fuelled junkets. One of my hacks got themselves along to Aecom鈥檚 bash last week. Typically, it was the one day in the past few weeks where, in non-weatherman parlance, it absolutely hosed it down. As the rain came down, more and more leaks sprang up in the pavilion鈥檚 elegant roof, keeping the hardy folk underneath in a constant search to find places where it wasn鈥檛 wet. Maybe one year someone will manage to come up with a pavilion that can cope with the British weather, as last year鈥檚 pavilion by Bjarke Ingels Group suffered similar issues.