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Accountable for their actions

Accountants are invariably dull, but usually reliable. Not always, though. While perusing the annual accounts of Buckingham Group Contracting, filed at Companies House last week, I became aware of a series of incomprehensible non sequiturs. On closer inspection, I realised that the document contained only odd-numbered pages 鈥� even-numbered pages were missing. I called up Buckingham to ask if this was intentional. 鈥淏ear with me a moment,鈥� said the chap at the other end of the line. He called back a few minutes later. 鈥淵ou鈥檙e right,鈥� he said. 鈥淚鈥檓 not sure what鈥檚 happened, but an accountant must have made a mistake with the upload.鈥� He added with a chuckle: 鈥淵ou鈥檝e stirred up a right hornets鈥� nest in the accounts department.鈥� Ouch.

Blowing his own Trumpet

President Trump has claimed he鈥檚 had the 鈥済reat idea鈥� of fitting solar panels to the wall he proposes to build along the US鈥檚 border with Mexico. Speaking at a rally in Iowa, Trump said the wall 鈥� which could cost a conservative estimate of 拢17bn, with Mexico eventually expected to pay 鈥� could be fitted with the panels to generate energy. 鈥淭he higher [the wall] goes, the more valuable it is,鈥� the POTUS said. Which sounds perfectly reasonable. The only fly in the presidential ointment is that the idea appears to have been submitted to the US鈥� Homeland Security department back in April by a Las Vegas businessman named Thomas Gleason. Still, one of the first rules of politics is to never be backward in taking credit for other people鈥檚 ideas.

A higher calling

I鈥檝e heard of journalist colleagues going over to PR 鈥� aka 鈥渢he dark side鈥�, which I鈥檓 told is a famous science fiction film reference 鈥� but it鈥檚 not often I hear of PR types turning to God in a big way. Until now. Steve Hilton, he of Steven Hilton Consulting, is walking away from a stellar career promoting the likes of RICS, the RIBA and Tuffin Ferraby Taylor, to become a vicar. Hilton started training for this role some years ago, apparently, and says his move in August will be to a calling that has taken slightly longer than he had anticipated to fulfil. 鈥淏ut isn鈥檛 that always the way? Things we care about, that we take time to nurture 鈥� they often can鈥檛 be rushed,鈥� he says. We quite agree.

Digging up the bridge

You remember how everyone thought the Garden Bridge was dead in the Thames water? Clearly no-one has seen fit to tell Richard Rogers. The world-renowned architect wrote in the London Evening Standard only this week about how the bridge 鈥� known in Twitter circles as the 鈥淔olly For London鈥� 鈥� can help the capital 鈥渞etain its global status鈥�. With London mayor Sadiq Khan effectively putting the kibosh on the scheme a few months ago, Rogers鈥� intervention is a little puzzling. Some might think Standard editor George Osborne, who as chancellor guaranteed the bridge 拢30m of taxpayers鈥� cash, put Rogers up to it. What do you think?

A fitting tribute

Now if we鈥檙e talking about Thames bridges, let鈥檚 mention Waterloo Bridge, which opened in 1942 and is known by some as the 鈥淟adies Bridge鈥�, due to the number of female construction workers who built it. It features four plinths yet to be filled more than half a century on, but this could change if Project Sculpture is successful. Open to schools across London and culminating in an exhibition next year, this could see them finally inhabited, perhaps by works reflecting the achievements of women working in engineering and construction.