Are you a ballsy go-getter or an arty sensitive type? Do you get up at the crack of dawn or prefer a leisurely start? Are you mostly inspiration, calculation or perspiration? Try our quick quiz to determine whether you鈥檙e really cut out for a career as a contractor.
Q1 What鈥檚 your greatest strength at work?
a Unbridled creativity.
b A gimlet eye for detail.
c Nerves of steel.
Q2 You鈥檙e about to start on site, and the client asks for a last-minute redesign. What鈥檚 your reaction?
a Great! Perhaps now we can incorporate those flying buttresses we talked about.
b Okay, but it鈥檒l cost you.
c AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
Q3 What鈥檚 the best you hope for from a project?
a Realisation of a vision and due recognition of my genius.
b That it comes in under budget.
c That it won鈥檛 bankrupt the company.
Q4 Can you get in for a 9am meeting?
a Unlikely. I don鈥檛 usually get in before 10am, but I don鈥檛 mind staying late.
b No problem. I鈥檓 leaving on the dot of 5.30 though.
c Can we make it any earlier? I鈥檝e got to get to the site. What about Saturday?
Q5 How long does it take you to tie a bow-tie?
a 7.23 seconds 鈥 perfected over many years of dedicated practice.
b Hard to say without more precise information 鈥 it depends on the dimensions of the bow-tie and the exact specifications of the material.
c Wouldn鈥檛 know mate, I don鈥檛 do ties.
Q6 Are you a risk taker?
a Well, some of my designs have been described as 鈥渃utting edge鈥.
b Certainly not 鈥 heaven forfend.
c Is there any other way to be?
Q7 What鈥檚 your ideal building project?
a Unlimited budget and a very adventurous client.
b A shed with no windows 鈥 nice and simple.
c The same shed but with very reliable subcontractors and a margin of more than 1%.
Q8 Going anywhere nice on holiday this year?
a A week in Barcelona 鈥 wonderful city, so inspiring.
b A nice relaxing 10 days in the south of France with the family.
c A couple of weeks on the Costa del Sol.
How did you do?
Mostly As
Hmm 鈥 Are you sure you鈥檙e really cut out for the contracting game? These drawings are fabulous, but you do realise you鈥檙e going to have to actually build them don鈥檛 you? Alright, if you still fancy having a go, meet me tomorrow morning at 7am on the site 鈥 we鈥檒l soon crush all that idealism. And please, leave your bow-tie at home 鈥
Mostly Bs
You demonstrate an admirable grip on the figures but I鈥檓 not sure you鈥檝e got the temperament for the daredevil, seat-of-your-pants life of a main contractor. Perhaps you鈥檇 be happier with a less risky, more hands-off role 鈥 have you considered quantity surveying?
Mostly Cs
You鈥檙e in, mate. Stock up on the Nurofen, charge your mobile, Blackberry and pager and kiss your sanity goodbye. Welcome to the exciting world of the main contractor 鈥
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