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Overexcited

I鈥檝e read some eyebrow-raising stuff in my time, but the chief executive of the firm behind a planned Ferris wheel in Newcastle is throwing his hat into the ring for the prize marked 鈥渇oaming hyperbole鈥�. Speaking about the proposal, World Wheel Company鈥檚 Phil Lynagh said: 鈥淭his is without doubt one of the most exciting investment and regeneration projects in the UK, if not the world.鈥� Really? Or should that be wheely?

Secret sisterhood

One of my hacks was chatting with Sellar鈥檚 new construction boss recently when talk turned to the Nova building in London鈥檚 Victoria. Paul Flexney-Briscoe was in charge of the job for developer Landsec. 鈥淚t won the Carbuncle Cup,鈥� he said with a smile. My hack didn鈥檛 have the heart 鈥� or the nerve 鈥� to tell him that architecture鈥檚 booby prize is run by my chums at 好色先生TV鈥檚 sister title BD.

The late and great

It seems tardiness is par for the course on anything to do with big infrastructure projects. Heathrow, Crossrail 2, Hinkley Point C 鈥� you name it and the word 鈥渄elay鈥� runs through it like a stick of rock. Sir John Armitt, construction guru and the man who now heads up the National Infrastructure Commission, is fed up with it all. They鈥檝e all taken far too long to get going. He鈥檚 right, of course, but this lateness bug is catching: a first ever report from the NIC into how the country鈥檚 infrastructure needs should be addressed is set to be published seven months later than originally planned.

Mad for it

We鈥檝e all seen former senior executives of Carillion being royally skewered by MPs and the media for overseeing the demise of the multi-billion-pound firm after, allegedly, putting personal gain before the greater corporate good. Which made me think of a book I鈥檇 read recently, The Wisdom of Psychopaths: What Saints, Spies and Serial Killers Can Teach Us About Success, by psychologist and writer Kevin Dutton. The tome lists the top 10 careers to attract those with psychopathic tendencies and up to a point it鈥檚 a fairly predictable list. Journalists are ranked sixth, above chefs, civil servants and 鈥� bizarrely 鈥� members of the clergy. Lawyers are ranked at number two, but in the top slot for jobs most likely to lure the psychopathic? Yup, chief executives.

Hard lines

While MPs cracked down on Carillion bosses, they didn鈥檛 escape criticism themselves in relation to the inquiry into the collapse. The CBI labelled the inquiry findings 鈥渒nee-jerk鈥� and 鈥渋rresponsible鈥�. In response, inquiry co-chairs Rachel Reeves and Frank Field have asked CBI director-general Carolyn Fairbairn to contribute the CBI鈥檚 views to the inquiry. They wrote: 鈥淲e were interested in the CBI鈥檚 media comments on the report and would like to invite you more formally to respond to the conclusions and recommendations.鈥� Now that鈥檚 what I call taking the high road.

Spot the ball

What is being billed as Ireland鈥檚 largest penthouse is being marketed with a pricetag of 鈧�7.5m (拢6.6m). Anyone with that sort of spare cash has been told the 7,700ft² scheme at Dublin鈥檚 Lansdowne Place will get them views over Dublin Bay and also of 鈥� the Aviva stadium. I鈥檓 not sure being able to gawp at the outside of a football and rugby ground is that much of a selling point.