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Jezza鈥檚 geography lesson

Last week, one of my hacks found herself at the launch of K&M McLoughlin Decorating鈥檚 Islington training facility, which was opened by Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. While most of those attending thought Corbyn, who holds the north London seat of Islington North, was the local MP, the opposition leader was forced to point out the new training facility was actually on the wrong side of Holloway Road. He said: 鈥淭hank you for inviting me, I consider this a great honour, but it鈥檚 actually not my constituency.鈥� Islington South and Finsbury, where the new facility is actually located, is held by shadow foreign secretary Emily Thornberry. But given her infamous white van tweet a couple of years ago, it was perhaps best that the honour fell to Jez.

Signal failure

The timetable for HS2 is already facing delays after leaflets informing residents of upcoming works ended up more than 500 miles off course. Confused Aberdeen residents woke up to pamphlets on their doormats informing them of the works, which were actually set to take place near Calvert, Buckinghamshire. An HS2 spokesperson blamed a postcode mix-up, saying: 鈥淲e are reviewing the processes around this system to ensure this doesn鈥檛 happen again and we apologise for any confusion and inconvenience caused鈥�. Let鈥檚 hope the rest of the project stays more on track. 

Never a truer word

A colleague was speaking to Interserve鈥檚 UK construction managing director Gordon Kew recently, who was bemoaning the low margins that plague the industry. 鈥淲e do need to understand the market we operate in. The barriers to entry are low.鈥� Would it be unkind to point out that some involved in the energy-from-waste sector might be saying the same thing? After all, Interserve entered this market in summer 2012, with pound signs in its eyes, only to run for the hills four years later when it started going pear-shaped. At the last count, the firm鈥檚 losses on getting out of the sector were close to 拢217m. As Kew says, albeit it in a slightly different context, it鈥檚 about understanding the market you鈥檙e in 鈥�

Proper planning

British Land鈥檚 plan for Canada Water were submitted to Southwark council this week. It鈥檚 the next biggest planned redevelopment in London and is being masterminded by Roger Madelin, the former Argent man behind the revamp of King鈥檚 Cross. So overwhelmingly large is the Canada Water scheme that the planning application for the 53-acre site runs to hundreds of pieces of paper and has taken 10 days to print. The planning committee will need a few cups of coffee to work through that.

If it sounds too good to be true 鈥�

I鈥檝e heard of 鈥渋ncentives to buy鈥� but the people behind selling a penthouse in Manhattan have gone doolally. The property on 12th Avenue is on the market for an eye-watering $85m 鈥� or around 拢63m in real money. For that you get more than great views of the Hudson, but apparently that鈥檚 not enough 鈥� the seller is also chucking in a bunch of extras including a couple of Rolls-Royce limousines, a live-in butler and a personal chef, a weekly dinner at a nearby Michelin-starred restaurant for a year and two tickets on Richard Branson鈥檚 Virgin Galactic space jet. Less publicised is the fact the 鈥渁partment鈥� is actually 13 currently occupied smaller flats, which would take more than two years to convert into the luxurious 15,000ft2 duplex the marketing bods claim.