This week, executive pay at Transport for London looks set for a dive, an Indian architect reverses the gender pay gap, Kengo Kuma鈥檚 trainers have a spring in their step 鈥 and Santa gets an Elvis lift 

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Heading for a fall

Having a quick browse through Transport for London鈥檚 annual report for 2018/19 the other day, one of my team noticed something curious. The organisation publishes a list of plc firms it benchmarks its executive pay against. A couple on the list jumped out immediately 鈥 Carillion and travel firm Thomas Cook. Both have suffered spectacular, public blow-ups. Is TfL trying to tell us something?

On their uppers

Japanese architect Kengo Kuma 鈥 of V&A Dundee fame 鈥 has turned his hand to designing trainers in collaboration with Kobe-based sports-shoe specialists Asics. Dundee councillors, who watched the bill for their design museum climb from a projected 拢45m to 拢80m will not be surprised that the trainers, which go on sale in Japan today, are reassuringly expensive: they are 拢270 a pair 鈥 at the time of writing, at least.

Starry eyed

To architect Perkins and Will鈥檚 Champagne and Chips event last week, which was held at the White Chapel 好色先生TV in London鈥檚 Aldgate. Other tenants in the building include video ad tech company Unruly which had a series of Star Wars-themed meeting rooms including one full of Stormtrooper helmets. These ad types. May the force be with them.

A fizzing event 

At the same event, guests were asked to pick out a commemorative badge as a leaving present on the way out. One depicted a champagne bottle, the other a cone of chips. Needless to say, my hack picked out the champagne one. As the bubbly had been flowing that night, it was a fitting memento.

Gin will fix it

Sticking with booze, the famed London Gin Club in the capital鈥檚 Soho district is being forced to shut its doors for the best part of a year in order to repair flooding damage caused by work on the nearby Crossrail scheme. Let鈥檚 hope the repair work doesn鈥檛 mimic the sort of problems Crossrail has run into: that it ends up over two years late and more than 拢3bn over budget. Now that would be enough to drive anyone to Mother鈥檚 Ruin. 

Women trump men

The WA 100 is out this week and one entry makes interesting reading. Indian firm Morphogenesis became one of the first architects to report a gender pay gap in favour of its women employees. It is working on a Trump Tower in Kolkata. I鈥檓 sure the noted feminist whose name it bears would approve.

Late learners

In HS2鈥檚 recent board minutes, the organisation said that it had learnt lessons from other big infrastructure projects. One was over issues 鈥渨here there had been the materialisation of a lot of risks in a small timescale鈥. In other words, it is no good when problems on a project all emerge at once. Has it really only just realised this?

Home in time for the Queen?

Spare a thought for the team at Graham who will be starting early doors on Christmas Day to install a new pedestrian and cycle bridge. The job, part of the 拢1.1bn East Bank project, will see workers take advantage of the rail network shutdown. The good news? The firm aims to have the work wrapped up by 3pm, so everyone can go home to watch the Queen鈥檚 Christmas speech. Although Jeremy Corbyn, presumably, will have seen it in the morning 鈥

Santa claus is back in town

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Ahead of Alinea鈥檚 Christmas lunch last week, the team had a visit from a rather trendy looking Santa to hand out presents. My spies tell me the man in the gold lame suit and wannabe Elvis is founding partner Steve Watts. The more traditional-looking elf is associate Eric Garcia. Let鈥檚 hope the consultant鈥檚 bash didn鈥檛 turn out to be a Blue Christmas 鈥

Send any juicy industry gossip to Mr Joseph Aloysius Hansom, who founded 好色先生TV in 1843, at hansom@building.co.uk