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Comes with strings attached

Currently representing contractor Rydon in the second phase of the Grenfell inquiry, Marcus Taverner QC isn鈥檛 just a highly regarded silk with oodles of experience in construction issues. He likes to unwind after a hard day giving expert evidence by playing lead guitar with a band comprising members of his London-based chambers, Keating. There is even footage on YouTube of the outfit at the 100 Club on Oxford Street in 2011 doing a rendition of The Stranglers鈥� song Nice 鈥楴鈥� Sleazy. And the moniker of Taverner鈥檚 ensemble? Demolition.

Mind your Qs and Cs

Staying with the Grenfell inquiry, Stephanie Barwise QC doesn鈥檛 pull any punches. Representing nearly 300 of the survivors and bereaved relatives, she laid into firms such as Arconic, manufacturer of the cladding panels and Celotex, which made the insulation material. Barwise is no stranger to telling it how it is. In December, Persimmon published her report into the group鈥檚 operations, saying the company was too focused on being a land buyer and not enough of a builder. It prompted chairman Roger Devlin to comment: 鈥淚 would like to take this opportunity to apologise once again to those Persimmon customers who have been affected in the past.鈥�

It鈥檚 a pizza rubbish

There were a few things going on last Friday, but 31 January was also 鈥淔un At Work Day鈥�. One bit in the blurb promoting this caught my eye. 

Pizza Is So Much Fun, it said, suggesting pizza for a team lunch. 鈥淭he best part about pizza lunch is the work-unrelated chat with your team. Pizza can fill both: your tummy and the distance between colleagues.鈥� To which I say this: what utter nonsense.

The upper glasses

There was no pizza on display at the Court of Appeal recently when the legal teams representing Tate Modern and the residents at nearby Neo Bankside, who are miffed that Tate visitors keep peering into their homes, took a break for lunch. Drinking San Pellegrino from cans, one was overheard asking for a tumbler because 鈥淚鈥檇 rather be drinking from a glass鈥� 鈥� as my hack drank tap water from a plastic cup 鈥�

Making a night of it 

One of my newshounds made her way to Hackney last week for the latest in the Negroni Talks series on matters architectural. The theme of the evening was 鈥淎buse and architecture鈥�. Examples given were poor pay, unpaid internships and long hours. How ironic, then, that organiser Rob Fiehn, spying a number of empty seats, apologised on behalf of the no-shows: they had had to stay late in the office.

You hum it son, I鈥檒l play it

As if construction didn鈥檛 have enough to contend with, it now faces the prospect of the traditional builder鈥檚 tea disappearing. Reports are coming in that Unilever is about to put its PG Tips brand up for sale due to falling demand. The British tea industry is worth 拢667m a year 鈥� much of that drunk on construction sites 鈥� but sales are plummeting as young people 鈥� Generation Z and millennials (whoever they are) 鈥� spurn the good old cuppa for more exotic choices such as herbal teas and newfangled coffees. This all threatens one of construction鈥檚 finest traditions: the tea break, of which your average builder takes five a day. What, please someone tell me, is the world coming to?