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Talking horses 

My spies in the equine world tell me a new owner from the consultancy world has been spotted at Brighton races. Richard Steer, chairman of Gleeds, has invested in one of ex-England footballer Mick Channon鈥檚 nags, fittingly called Gleeds Girl, whose best result so far has been a third place at 20/1. Richard is keen to stress that he only owns a share in the two-year old mare, so he鈥檚 not expecting an invite to the Royal Enclosure at Ascot any time soon. Then again, if called upon to join her Majesty, a fellow racehorse owner, he could always offer an update on the  refurbishment of her London pad, which Gleeds is currently working on.

Peering upwards

One of my hacks was granted a tour of HS2鈥檚 Euston station last week. Wandering around the scheme, the scale of the task became apparent, but getting a good view of the proceedings proved a tad tricky. The best vantage points were admirably walled up to quite a height, and my colleague 鈥� at 5鈥�3鈥� 鈥� had to stand on the tippiest of tiptoes to see anything. I鈥檝e recommended the next time she goes on a site jaunt she takes a stool with her. HSE-approved, naturally. 

Railway refund?

If HS2 is scrapped, I wonder if transport secretary Grant Shapps will ask Liverpudlian comedian John Bishop, who bought a house on the railway鈥檚 route in Cheshire in 2011 for 拢2.25m and reportedly sold it to HS2 for 拢6.6m in April this year, for the money back?

Timely setting

A summit on London鈥檚 infrastructure 鈥� perhaps it will address the reasons why every large project seems to be delivered late 鈥� is being held next week at Tottenham Hotspur鈥檚 new ground, which was delivered on 鈥� oh, hang on, that was late as well, wasn鈥檛 it?

Middle English in Middle England 

Outgoing RIBA president Ben Derbyshire has said one of his biggest concerns about architecture is its 鈥渋mpenetrable language鈥�. Perhaps Derbyshire, who was formally replaced by Alan Jones earlier this week, had in mind this year鈥檚 Stirling prize shortlist. The blurb for one scheme, Mikhail Riches鈥� Goldsmith Street in Norwich, reads a bit like medieval poetry. 鈥淏lack glazed pantiles, mitred as they go from a roof covering to a wall covering,鈥� it enthuses, adding: 鈥淭he brick is also contemporary, with characteristic intentional white efflorescence colouration.鈥� My inner eye is boggled.

Big names

I see that Richard Harrington, the former construction minister who resigned his brief in protest at the government鈥檚 handling of Brexit earlier this year, has told his Watford constituents he won鈥檛 be seeking re-election at the next general election, officially due in 2022 but which could now be imminent. Harrington was also one of several Tory MPs lining up to rebel against the government in the anti no-deal vote that was due to take place on Tuesday, just as 好色先生TV went to press. It鈥檚 been a revolving door policy for the construction brief this year 鈥� Harrington鈥檚 successor, Andrew Stephenson, was promoted to international development minister after Boris Johnson became prime minister and replaced in July by Nadhim Zahawi. My local turf accountant has closed his book on the latest incumbent lasting until Christmas.