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Knights of the newshound table?

One of my team was at a recent press view of the new Tintagel bridge in Cornwall. Kitted out in obligatory yellow hi-vis jackets ahead of the visit, the group of journalists were dubbed the 鈥淎nglais Gilet Jaunes鈥� by the French steeplejacks carrying out the finishing touches to the structure. One, he says, delivered this put-down with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth 鈥� presumably for added Gallic charm. 

The mighty juggling Quinn

Balfour Beatty chief executive Leo Quinn has come a long way since the days of having to juggle so many problem contracts at the business that he could have done with a few extra pairs of hands to keep them all up in the air. Now, he says, he can count them on one hand but in his first six months in charge, he鈥檇 totted up 89. 鈥淎nd,鈥� he adds, 鈥渢hat鈥檚 the ones we knew about.鈥�

Boring way to turn things around

Is being boring the new black? I ask because Quinn told my hack the trick to turning things around (this is a firm that posted losses of more than 拢300m in 2014, remember) was 鈥渂eing relentlessly boring around what we do鈥�. It seems to be catching because over at Morgan Sindall, another firm to have put the days of losses behind it, chief executive John Morgan, explaining more bumper results, said: 鈥淲e鈥檙e happy to be boring.鈥� This was a reference to the fact he eschews the sort of high-profile jobs that can end in calamity. Perhaps the people at Carillion were not boring enough.

Shoring up investment

I was transported back to the 19th century the other day when a marching band appeared in full dress uniform outside 好色先生TV鈥檚 office in Shoreditch, east London. A camera crew was repeatedly putting the musicians through their paces, which was quite distracting as the afternoon wore on. It turned out Derwent was making a 鈥渜uirky鈥� film to persuade investors to back a new development in the area. Given, to my way of thinking, it already seems to be a pretty popular locale, I would have thought that would be a 鈥渟hore thing鈥�.

Go straight to the sauce鈥�

The next time a big scheme looks like it鈥檚 about to bust its deadline, don鈥檛 bother waiting for official confirmation. Just nip down to a cafe close to the site, instead. My hack tells me the owner of an eatery close to Bond Street station said his patrons from the nearby Crossrail job had been telling him as long ago as last year that the railway wouldn鈥檛 be ready until 2021. How funny 鈥� because it was only in April that Crossrail said the 2021 date had been right all along 鈥� 

Green and pleasant land

Perusing the government鈥檚 latest house price index, my eyes were drawn to the priciest transactions to take place in the first three months of 2019. According to the stats, Scotland saw four deals of between 拢2m and 拢5m, Wales mustered five transactions between 拢1m and 拢1.75m and in Northern Ireland the figures reported 33 鈥渋n excess of 拢500,000鈥�, which could mean anything really. As for England, there were 13 purchases in excess of a whopping 拢10m. A not-so-United Kingdom, it seems.