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The gloves are off. The 15 shortlisted eco-town sites have been announced and bidders have until the end of June to make it into the final 10.

To help them, the government has appointed a 12-strong board to advise developers on issues such as design and sustainability. Among them is Wayne Hemingway, the fashion guru and co-founder of Hemingway Design, which tackles everything from furniture to housing estates.

However, the panelists and developers will be up against people like Myles Pollock, a part-time magician and spokesperson for the Better Accessible Responsible Development (Bard) Campaign. This is a protest group (pictured) formed to oppose Middle Quinton, the eco-town proposed for Warwickshire. Dame Judi Dench is just one of the group鈥檚 high-profile members.

Here, Hemingway and Pollock go head-to-head over everything, from the definition of an eco-town to what the 12 panelists should be looking at in each bid and, um, where to find Dartford on a map 鈥�

Kicking off then, how would you define an eco-town?

Pollock I don鈥檛 think anyone knows, actually. There are government papers that lay down criteria for eco-towns, but they will all be broken as far as I can see. You can build the perfect eco-town and have no carbon footprint but the minute you put people in there, it ceases to be eco because of the disruption that will be caused and the traffic going in and out.

Hemingway That misses the point. The key is to create more homes for people to live in and improve quality of life. The demographic is changing. People are marrying later and living on their own for longer so there is a higher demand for, and a greater shortage of, homes. Getting on the housing ladder early now is almost impossible. The average age for a first-time buyer is 34. We owe it to the next generation to address this problem and create something really good.

P I agree with most of that, Wayne, but it鈥檚 got absolutely nothing to do with eco-towns.

H I think you are getting too hung up on the name.

P I don鈥檛 agree at all but, moving on, my main issue with eco-towns is that, as far as I can see, the government plans to build them anywhere, put people in and hope everyone will be happy. You simply cannot plonk people down in the middle of the countryside and call it a community.

H I agree with that. I鈥檓 on the panel of advisers and will make sure I voice my concerns about that. We will carefully look at all the applications for the final 10, and trust me, I am bloody critical. Rest assured, it鈥檚 not a case of plonking people down, but providing the right infrastructure to make it work 鈥� public transport, shops, schools. If the developers applying can鈥檛 show me they will have all this in place, I will have no problem fighting against them. The overriding point of the eco-towns is to create places where people can be happy. We have made mistakes in the past, building horrific tower blocks to house people, but that is an international problem and we should learn from it. If we can鈥檛 then we鈥檙e really stupid. Eco-towns should provide people with a place to walk the dog, kick a football around and plant their runner beans.

P Again, that has nothing to do with eco-towns. You鈥檙e beginning to sound like a politician. It should not be economic but ecological, hence 鈥渆co鈥�. And I have huge concerns that all 15 shortlisted towns are, in effect, on greenfield sites with no transport links. I鈥檓 not anti eco-towns, I鈥檓 anti eco-towns being thrown down on unsuitable sites and I feel a lot of the suggested sites are totally inappropriate. All these people will be driving their cars up and down our tiny roads, ruining villages and ruining the lives of people living in the surrounding area.

H I hope you have faith that people like me on the panel, who are not politicians, are prepared to nag the government to make sure this doesn鈥檛 happen. I couldn鈥檛 give a toss about being Labour or Conservative.

P I hope you 12 magic disciples will ask the government 鈥渉ow the hell did this site get put on this list when it鈥檚 obviously just not suitable?鈥�, because if this goes wrong, it will take a generation to sort it out.

H From what I understand, there are 15 shortlisted sites we have to cut to 10. If I find all 15 unsuitable, I鈥檒l say so. I will then say they need to be made suitable 鈥� if they need more public transport links, more jobs to be put in place, more opportunities to start up businesses 鈥� whatever it may be, I will make sure there is infrastructure in place to support these new homes. But I ask you to accept my point that young people need a place to live that they can afford.

P There are three cottages in my village with subsidised rent on offer for young people and nobody wants them. Young people don鈥檛 want to live in the country where there is no cinema, no nightlife and no shops.

H Exactly! That鈥檚 the point. Some of these eco-towns will have 15,000 homes and a population of 45,000. That鈥檚 a town half the size of Blackburn. They鈥檒l have all that stuff.

P I just feel it鈥檚 a big risk as so many lives could be ruined. Why not start with one? A test? Why not build one in the north of Scotland or, even better, in Hyde Park?

H Your solution to all this is to build an eco-town in Hyde Park?

P Well, Ken Livingstone is always going on about how wonderful London transport is. Hyde Park would therefore be a good site, I imagine. Okay, so I鈥檓 being a bit frivolous, but there is an argument that these new towns should be built near big cities where the infrastructure is already in place. I鈥檇 be less concerned if I thought all these conditions to developing new homes would be met, but I just don鈥檛 think this infrastructure you speak of will ever be built. Then we鈥檒l have trucks and cars thundering up and down tiny roads and over small bridges.

H That鈥檚 not true. We鈥檙e working on a scheme in Dartford where it has worked, getting the infrastructure in place first.

P That鈥檚 because Dartford is in London.

H What? No it鈥檚 not; it鈥檚 44 miles out of London, in Kent. Look at a map.*

P Well, there are two tunnels under the Thames to it.

H The Thames isn鈥檛 just in London. Rivers run out to the sea, you know! Anyway, another point is that nothing has been built yet and if I have anything to do with things, it won鈥檛 be unless the bidders meet the appropriate criteria. I do have some views which are quite similar to yours, Myles, but I am just not selfish enough to think I have the right to leave the next generation in this state. Did you hear me before when I said the average age of a first-time buyer is 34?

P That鈥檚 not new. I was 30 when I bought my first house and my financial situation was exactly the same. My mortgage was about three times my earnings.

H It鈥檚 10 times now Myles.

P Only in London.

H The average in the north is seven times. Come on Myles 鈥�

P Let me finish my point. I think that young people need to save more money. Youngsters now don鈥檛 seem to do that. They go out on a Saturday night and spend an awful lot of money getting sloshed. No wonder they then have no money for a house.

H I don鈥檛 think we should get into a debate on teenage drinking. We鈥檒l be here all night.

Well, fun as that would be, have either of you any final thoughts?

P I feel better after having this debate with Wayne. With people like him on the panel, maybe some of these concerns will get through to the government, which would be a leap forward.

H I understand why there have been objections to developments in certain areas, but I鈥檓 not prepared to back down because of that. I鈥檝e looked at mistakes that have been made in housing in the UK and admit it鈥檚 hard to say problems won鈥檛 occur again, but I believe this can be done well and it鈥檒l really make a difference to lives in the UK. I think that鈥檚 worth fighting for.

* Dartford actually lies about 16 miles outside central London.