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Heathrow. The very word is enough to send even the most intrepid of travellers packing for a quiet fortnight in Eastbourne. The world鈥檚 busiest airport has, fairly or otherwise, become synonymous with delays, check-in queues of labyrinthine complexity and summer nights spent on the floor sharing a makeshift pillow with an Australian backpacker. In other words, it wasn鈥檛 much of a shock to anyone when a poll conducted last September by travel organisation TripAdvisor voted it the worst airport in the world. The only surprise was that it had to share the wooden spoon with Chicago O鈥橦are International.

When it opens next month, Terminal 5 will be BAA鈥檚 chance to change all that. The epic construction project, which took more than 18 years and 拢4.3bn to come to fruition, has already been lauded for its architecture and groundbreaking construction programme (see pages 50-53). But will its unusual multistorey layout pass muster with the battle-scarred travellers of the world, or just create yet more chaos? 好色先生TV packed its Hawaiian shirt and Panama hat and went along to find out.

Checking in

As you enter the departures hall, you find the entire top floor of the building spread out in front of you. Looking straight ahead, past the throng of fellow passengers, you can see through the departures gate to the glass external wall on the other side 鈥� a distance about one-and-a-half times the length of the pitch at Wembley. To either side, you can see from one end of the building to the other 鈥� that鈥檚 about a quarter of a mile. It comes as no surprise that Mike Davies, Lord Rogers鈥� partner who has championed the building throughout the 19 years of development, says it can accommodate three Empire State 好色先生TVs lying side by side.

Of course, there is a practical purpose behind these dazzling statistics. From the passenger鈥檚 point of view, it makes a refreshing change to be able to see where you are meant to be going, and here the whole check-in procedure has been placed right in front of you. Just ahead of you stands a line of departure boards on upright boxes known as 鈥渂eacons鈥�, a few steps further on and you鈥檙e at the check-in desks 鈥� a full 140 of them, arranged in three parallel rows across the open floor. One of the three rows is entirely dedicated to self-service kiosks for passengers who have checked in online, but after that there鈥檚 no avoiding the slog through passport control and security.

Break on through

The first thing that hits you as put your shoes back on, and check that you鈥檝e picked up all your loose change, is the view. The window wall ahead of you reveals a panorama of low hills stretching off into the distance. In the foreground, planes land and take off from the two runways that sandwich the terminal.

This is a reminder of the limited space that Davies had to work with when designing T5 鈥� a restriction that led to the unusual solution of stacking the building up to four storeys high. For a 300,000m2 building, such compaction would normally have resulted in a disorientating, artificially lit labyrinth. Not so up here on the fourth floor of T5: there鈥檚 a liberating sense of space and airiness, and the view even stretches to the sloping arch of Wembley stadium.

But it鈥檚 time to refocus on the airport itself, for this is where BAA鈥檚 real moneyspinners 鈥� the 112 shops, restaurants, cafes and currency exchanges 鈥� crowd in like hustlers in an Arabian souk. Even if you manage to resist the high-street peddlers such as WH Smith and Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, higher class merchants such as Harrods and Paul Smith are waiting to fleece you of your travel expenses.

Here we鈥檝e reverted to standard-issue airport terminal surroundings. But if you don鈥檛 want to be inveigled into a shop or coffee bar, and just want to sit down and wait for your flight departure to be called, there are no seats to be found. This being a multistorey terminal you have to find an escalator downwards. Fortunately there are 131 of them in the building.

On the floor below 鈥� once you have picked your way beyond yet more shops 鈥� you finally arrive at a double-height hall with comfortable slimline seats (designed, incidentally, by Foster + Partners).

This isn鈥檛 a bad moment to sit back and marvel at the greatest construction feat of terminal: the powerful, sweeping roof. This vast expanse, which does not have a single intervening column, comes across as a magnificent engineering structure in the tradition of the great 19th-century railway stations 鈥� down to the plain white finish and exposed bolt heads (see box, opposite). There鈥檚 none of the fruity colouring or touchy-feely bamboo linings that helped win the 2006 Stirling prize for Rogers鈥� other terminal at Barrajas airport in Madrid. Nor are there any ducts or cables snaking overhead. And it is not as if the building is naturally ventilated 鈥� for a terminal in the heart of Europe鈥檚 busiest airport, that would be asking a bit much. But the conditioned air is craftily supplied through the flight information 鈥渂eacons鈥�. It is then extracted through five bulky towers that rise up between the check-in desks and duty-free shops, nearly to roof level.

To the gate

Now your flight is being called, and you make your way to the departures gate. And here鈥檚 another novel twist to the standard passenger traffic system. Even though you鈥檙e still on the third floor, you don鈥檛 have to go down to get there. Instead you walk along the same upper floor to another spacious seating area. It is only after the boarding gate is opened by airline staff that you descend into the building鈥檚 perimeter void. From here, you either pass through a pair of doors onto the clear-glazed link bridge to your plane or take another escalator down to the basement and hop on an underground shuttle train to one of T5鈥檚 two long, low satellite buildings.

It is one of the few stages of your journey where you are cut off from views, but at least the shuttle is fast: the journey takes only 45 seconds.

Take-off

And so you take your seat on the plane. Now, was getting here a fraught assault course or a pleasurable experience? If your flight departure was on time, you could well have found it exhilarating. The daylight, the views of planes taking off and landing, and the scale, grace and power of the huge building itself, all contribute to that experience.

If, on the other hand, you had to spend hours waiting for your flight in a departures hall that was packed and fractious, no amount of daylight would have quelled the frustration. But then again, you may have looked up at that breathtaking roof, marvelled once more at the seemingly endless open spaces, and thought: 鈥淲ell, Heathrow is Europe鈥檚 busiest airport, so it鈥檚 going to have the occasional flight delay, isn鈥檛 it 鈥�?鈥�