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鈥橶e鈥檙e going to need a lot more champagne,鈥� says Capita Symonds鈥� Jonathan Goring. 鈥淭his has all got a bit nerve-racking and I am still way too sober. In fact, where are the drugs? We may need some.鈥�

It鈥檚 2pm on a Monday in a tiny recording studio in west London, and five of the industry鈥檚 best-known names have just listened to the song they鈥檙e about to cover for charity. As the last lines of Starship鈥檚 eighties classic, We Built This City, fade out Jonathan is the only one who has managed to form a coherent sentence so far
- albeit one demanding drugs (which we鈥檙e pretty sure was a joke). The other four are sitting in horrified silence, hands over mouths and wide eyed.

Linda Morey Smith, who hasn鈥檛 been feeling well and turned down a glass of champagne on arrival, is the first to lower her hands. She takes a deep breath, shuffles forward on the sofa and grabs the bottle from the table: 鈥淥n second thoughts 鈥︹�� she says.

鈥淵es please, for me too,鈥� says Mark Whitby, thrusting his glass forward for a top-up. 鈥淕osh. What have we let ourselves in for?鈥� he asks. 鈥淚 suppose the main problem here is the fact that none of us are sure we can sing.鈥�
And so it begins. Welcome to the recording of Make That鈥檚 cover version of We Built This City.

Our band - made up of Jonathan Goring of Capita Symonds, Mark Whitby of Davies Maguire + Whitby, Hanif Kara of Adams Kara Taylor, Sadie Morgan of dRMM, Linda Morey Smith of Morey Smith - spent a day recording the vocals before getting dressed up in eighties outfits and wigs, made up with bright red lipstick - guy-liner for the boys, of course - and warmed up with a choreographer, to bring you one of the funniest music videos ever made.

If you鈥檙e wondering why, well, that鈥檚 fair enough. But the fact that it鈥檚 for charity was apparently a good enough reason to make these brave chief executives and directors sign up and go all rock god. The song will be available to download online for a very reasonable fee and proceeds from the sales will go to two excellent causes, Over the Wall and Maggie鈥檚 Centres. We have already raised 拢3,300 through sponsorship of the song, but we鈥檙e hoping to make a lot more (for more information on the charities and how to download the song, see pages below).

Recording studio, 2pm

It鈥檚 time. As we troop nervously into the recording studio, Hanif Kara lets slip that this is not the first time he鈥檚 done this sort of thing. Turns out he used to play guitar in a punk band. What band? The Benders. The revelation provides a much needed bout of laughter - and Make That are ready to start recording.

It takes more than 10 attempts before we鈥檝e got something close to what the director deems acceptable. 鈥淚t鈥檚 OK,鈥� he says reassuringly, from behind the glass on his side of the studio. 鈥淚 can fade out people who sound bad or who make mistakes and make the others louder. Plus I can mix bits from all the attempts in so we have the best. 鈥淏oys, could you take a step back from the microphone for this next take, please?鈥� Ouch.

After two hours and plenty of stumbling over one particular line, 鈥淭he police have got a chokehold,鈥� we鈥檙e done. But not before Sadie asks: 鈥淲hat a nightmare line. And such a stupid word. What is a chokehold anyway?鈥� 鈥淎nyone who is into S&M would know that,鈥� replies Jonathan. His comment - one suspects not entirely thought through - is met by shocked looks.

Thankfully, there is no chance to go into any more detail as the taxis have arrived and it鈥檚 time to head to our next location - a bigger studio space in Clapham where the singing stars will need to get dressed up
and do some dancing.

Dance studio, 4:30pm

The champagne buzz wears off a little as the cabs battle through rush-hour traffic and the band begins to look a little jaded: 鈥淚 have new-found respect for pop stars,鈥� says Sadie. 鈥淭his is really tiring.鈥� Thankfully, once we arrive at studio number two, the sight of a clothes rail full of eighties outfits, a smoke machine and the promise of pizza perk everyone up.

Mark, Jonathan and Hanif make a beeline for the wigs and sunglasses - a ginger mullet, a Rod Stewart do and an afro later and there can be no denying that these three have got into the spirit of things. Not to be outdone, the girls don leggings, leather and headbands and, after some over-zealous make-up application, the band is ready to go. 鈥淢y 20-year-old would disown me,鈥� murmurs Linda, looking down at her neon pink ra-ra skirt, but it鈥檚 too late to back out now 鈥�

Sadie and Linda prove that when it comes to dancing, there really is no comparison between the girls and the boys. Perfectly in time, plenty of eye contact into the camera and an awful lot of shimmying makes for some excellent segments to go into our music video. The boys stand in the wings, eating most of the pizza and looking on nervously - they鈥檙e up next.

Hanif, in a fantastic Pulp Fiction-style afro, sunglasses and blazer with rolled-up sleeves, looks effortlessly cool as he boogies to camera through the smoke and Jonathan has the room in stitches as he performs his 鈥渘ewsreader鈥� style section in a pair of giant gold aviators. It鈥檚 going so well - until he attempts to throw his microphone in the air and catch it, but ends up smashing it on the floor.

Proper rock star behaviour 鈥�

Then it鈥檚 Mark鈥檚 turn. Not really in time, or in tune, he decides that volume is his only option. Bellowing his lyrics and attempting some air guitar isn鈥檛 really working, so someone hands him a pair of drumsticks
- and the animal within is unleashed. Manic air drumming accompanied by much hopping and jumping around, almost in time with the music, is definitely more his comfort zone. He proves it by pulling off what Jonathan couldn鈥檛, as he tosses a drumstick in the air and catches it mid-twirl.

But it鈥檚 鈥淪hady鈥� Sadie who steals the show. Oozing confidence, she even gets the boys to be her backing dancers as she wows the filmmaker and the choreographer with her moves. 鈥淪he鈥檚 so good,鈥� whispers one of the event organisers. 鈥淪he actually looks like a real pop star.鈥� There you go, Sadie - a career change option if you ever need one.

Wrapping it up, 7:30pm

We鈥檙e almost there. Just time to run through the routine once more with everyone dancing. Even better, a courier has just dropped off Make That鈥檚 own rendition of the song from the vocal session. So we prepare to dance along to the new (but we鈥檙e not necessarily claiming improved) version. Indeed, improved it is not. As it starts Sadie grimaces, but we all agree that considering no one is a professional singer - or even a talented karaoke singer - it鈥檚 not that bad. And if it had been perfectly pitched and in tune - where would the amusement factor have been?

For what seems like the hundredth time, we sing and dance along to the song, and as the last line fades out - we鈥檙e done. Eight pizzas, seven wigs, six hours, five bottles of booze, four sets of neon shirts, three pairs
of legwarmers, two recording studios and a hell of a lot of courage is all it took to bring Make That鈥檚 cover version of We Built This City to life. Easy peasy 鈥�