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The Prince鈥檚 English

Prince Charles鈥� speech on environmental engineering at the Institution of Civil Engineers last week was sponsored by Halcrow or - as the heir to the throne repeatedly pronounced it - 鈥淗awlcrow鈥�. But while eyebrows were certainly raised by the Prince鈥檚 novel use of vowel sounds, it seems he was correct in his drawling. A Halcrow insider told me: 鈥淣o-one in the office can recall anyone saying our name like that. But we can only assume that he must have checked the pronunciation or knew what was correct because that is the proper way to pronounce the name of our founder Sir William Halcrow.鈥� They do call it the Queen鈥檚 English so perhaps he simply asked his mum?

Behind (modern) closed doors

Still with the Prince鈥檚 speech, many of those in the press reported it as an attack on modern architecture, despite the fact that the Prince mentioned his dislike of glass and steel buildings only in passing. But while those close to the Prince are irked by the media鈥檚 apparent desire to write the 鈥淗RH versus architects鈥� story, perhaps they should be looking closer to home when casting the blame. The Prince鈥檚 own website ignored the fact that the main thrust of the speech was about the need for engineers to work more in harmony with nature and instead highlighted the few comments he made that were critical of modern buildings. The news item then boasted that the Prince had put 鈥渉is own architectural principles into practice鈥� at Poundbury in Dorset - a scheme not even mentioned in the speech. Does someone in Clarence House other than Charles have an axe to grind with modern architecture?

Like a lead balloon

Addressing the annual Zero Carbon Hub conference last week Ray Morgan, chief executive of Woking council, appeared to be channelling the spirit of Ricky Gervais with some close-to-the bone gags. Presenting photos of sustainable mud huts he quipped, 鈥淎ll civilisation came out of Africa it just forgot to leave any in its own place.鈥� Next were tepees, 鈥渢he only American contribution鈥� to civilisation. This was followed by the lambasting of previous speaker Stephen Noakes, commercial director at Lloyds bank, who had used a picture of a pig with a straw house in his presentation. 鈥淚f Lloyds bank and others hadn鈥檛 lent money on places like those we wouldn鈥檛 have had a banking crisis,鈥� said Gervais, sorry Morgan. But no one received more bile than the audience of housebuilders who were told they were 鈥渓azy鈥� for not embracing Zero Carbon homes faster. It could have been offensive had his ire not been so wide ranging.

Clarification

Following the item last week on the high end networking organisation the Chemistry Club, Hansom is happy to point out that Atkins chief executive Uwe Krueger did not pay for the pleasure of attending one of its climate change events held last November. A spokeswoman for the firm said: 鈥淔or clarification, Atkins is not a member of the Chemistry Club. Our chief executive did attend a Climate Change Forum event as an introduction to the group but no payment was made for attendance.鈥�