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The venue The Scala, King鈥檚 Cross, London
The winners Best stage presence The Wiesner Super Pianist Pocock鈥檚 Band (WSP | Parsons Brinckerhoff)
Best new band Get Yer Asphalt (CVU)
Best fundraiser Comotosed (Como Interiors)  
Overall winner Zero Charm (Balfour Beatty) 

Construction rocks. We all know that. From Pete Seegar鈥檚 鈥淚f I had a hammer鈥� to Starship鈥檚 鈥淲e built this city鈥� and Bob the Builder鈥檚 2001 hit single 鈥淐an we fix it?鈥�, the whole sector is one hotbed of rockin鈥�.

But there鈥檚 only one night a year when the UK construction industry actually gets to rock. And that night has just come round again - Construction Rocks 2015 saw 10 industry-based bands go up against each other, all for a good cause.

This year the event switched from its home for the past two years - The Vaults under Waterloo station - moving overground to the Scala in King鈥檚 Cross. What else had changed? After a break last year, Sarah Richardson - 好色先生TV editor and music aficionado - returned to the judging panel alongside Gina Way of the Eel Pie Club, former Leaf Hound and Atomic Rooster frontman Pete French, and Chris Liddle, chair of HLM Architects and keen amateur muso.

What else stood out this year? I noticed quite a lot of men in comedy heavy metal wigs, especially in Peter Brett Associates鈥� hard rock act Superfluous. There were also kilts (Cushman & Wakefield鈥檚 Edinburgh office鈥檚 band Soul Agent) and a stage invasion of people in jungle animal onesies (during Como Interiors鈥� band Comotosed鈥檚 climatic rendition of 鈥淚 want to be like you鈥� from The Jungle Book). There were a lot of Queen covers and at least two versions of 鈥淟earn to fly鈥� by the Foo Fighters.

So who were the winners? WSP | Parsons Brinckerhoff鈥檚 the Wiesner Super Pianist Pocock鈥檚 Band won best live performance with an interesting mix of pop and rock covers, varying depending on which of the two singers - Gizem Okten or Russell 鈥淩ock Hard鈥� Tims - led. Best new band went to CVU鈥檚 Get Yer Asphalt, despite (or perhaps because) of the guitarist鈥檚 Slash-esque perm wig/top hat combo (cross reference 鈥渃omedy heavy metal wigs鈥� as mentioned earlier). But largely success was the result of some consummate musicianship and a great vocalist in the form of Heather Isador.

Top fundraiser was the aforementioned Comotosed, who started off as an Oasis-tribute act with incongruously glamourous backing singers and ended up with a Disney sing along and the main singer threatening to take his shirt off. Would you give these people your money?

But the big gong for overall winner went to Construction Rocks veterans Zero Charm from Balfour Beatty - with a storming performance featuring songs from the likes of Bon Jovi and Guns
N鈥� Roses. With both the crowd and the judges on their side it was a well-deserved triumph and it鈥檚 great to know that Balfour Beatty will get at least one good result this year.

And who were the losers? There are no losers at Construction Rocks. They all rock, in one way or another (sometimes it鈥檚 in quite a niche way).

Well done to everyone not mentioned above who took part in this year鈥檚 battle of the bands: Mr Meaner (Cluttons), Stan Hope and the Mace-fits (Mace), The Propheads (KLH UK), and The Strawberry Blues (Deloitte).

And congratulations too to event organisers Bill Price and Nigel Fraser - the total raised by this year鈥檚 event stood at 拢22,000 as 好色先生TV went to press. The funds going primarily to property industry charity LandAid, among others.