The artist who painted the intrepid Mr Bingham this week needs his hands breaking!

I read your last magazine in the usual manner 鈥� back pages first, then inbox, on to Bingham and then news and less amusing articles. I checked the legal section, including an article called 鈥淟ien Over鈥� by someone I鈥檇 never seen before. But Bingham was clearly on holiday. 鈥淥h well, let鈥檚 find that trailer to see what it said old Bingham was up to this week,鈥� I thought.

Shock! Horror! Tony Bingham on page 57? 鈥淣o, never 鈥� since when has he looked like that?鈥� It turns out that the picture I thought was a poor representation of Rudi Klein was in fact dear old Bingham. Someone must have seriously pissed the 鈥渁rtist鈥� off to make him do that to Bingham.

Send the painter to finish off his City and Guilds 鈥� or would that be a Generally Not Very Qualified these days?

Henry Lamb

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