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鈥淚 would think very hard about working in Dubai again. It has done us a lot of damage.鈥� So says David Marks, the co-founder of architect Marks Barfield. Anyone reading about what happened to him after his client in the emirate quietly stopped paying its bills will find it easy to empathise with his sentiments. Many won鈥檛 have to try at all, as they will be in pretty much the same position.

The damage to Marks Barfield so far is 拢700,000 or 30% of last year鈥檚 turnover. Of course, that doesn鈥檛 include the time Marks and his senior management spent bargaining on the phone, justifying every dirham their company was claiming and finding out which address to send the invoices to. Other firms have probably suffered similar miseries, and taken bigger hits, but nobody can be quite sure: so far Marks Barfield is the only one prepared to publish and be damned. A survey by the Association of Consulting Engineers estimates that its members alone are owed about 拢400m so far.

Veterans of the Middle East will tell you that the region doesn鈥檛 play by the same rules as, say, Europe or North America. The shadow of feudalism is still visible in its business methods, and firms must spend years building up relationships with clients, patrons and protectors. That said, even the worldly wise looked at the surreal city of Dubai and concluded that the Middle East boom would never end. And the thing is, actually, it hasn鈥檛. Although this particular emirate will be quiet for some time there are opportunities across the rest of the region that UK firms would be mad to turn their backs on. What this whole scenario has done 鈥� apart from cause a huge amount of pain 鈥� is to remind everyone to tread carefully. Scrutinise clients, choose those with the best payment record (Marks Barfield鈥檚 client had been in business for only four years), and preferably those owned by the state. And ask yourself one vital question: if the job did stop, what would be the consequences for your firm?

What are the chances that UK firms will be paid what they are owed? Well, the British government has been active behind the scenes, lobbying the Dubai government to lend a hand, but so far without any great effect. The only real hope in sight is a pick up in the economy, whereupon cash will begin flowing through the system once again 鈥� and there are some signs that this may be happening; for those firms that have been punished for doing nothing more than provide a first class professional service, it can鈥檛 happen too quickly.

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Believe it or not, it鈥檚 time to celebrate. Against all the odds the industry is going to get a chief construction officer 鈥� or at least a chief construction adviser 鈥� and the search is on for someone to fill the post. So, if you are someone who can unite the industry鈥檚 warring tribes and be a champion for construction plc, if you can speak the lingo of civil servants and pull the levers on the Whitehall machine, if you can defend best value against the lowest price, drink sherry with the Office of Government Commerce, borrow not one minister鈥檚 ear but several 鈥� if you are prepared to be thanked for little and criticised for much, if you can deal with Tories bearing axes who look at you with P45s in their eyes, and if you can do all of this on a three-day week 鈥� while keeping track of the day job 鈥� then you may very well be interested in this application form 鈥�

Keith Clarke, are you getting this?
Denise Chevin, editor