This week, we admire the subtle manoeuvrings of strategic masters such as Richard Bowker, Keith Mills, Jon Rouse, Liz Bridge and, of course, Paul Gascoigne
A Bridge too far?
The Inland Revenue may insist that construction will be ready for the revamped CIS scheme by next April, but Liz Bridge has 拢25 that says they鈥檙e wrong. The Construction Confederation tax director is so sure that the plan to put the scheme online won鈥檛 work that she is offering to pay 拢25 from her own pocket to the first firm that manages to install the software and successfully shake hands with the Revenue. Bridge believes her money is safe, but is she in for a surprise? Email my colleague Sarah at srichardson@cmpinformation.com if you think you have a claim on Liz鈥檚 lolly.
Richard 鈥楳achiavelli鈥� Bowker
The gossip in the drinking establishments I frequent is that Richard Bowker is eyeing the role of chief executive of the Olympic Delivery Authority. Bowker was the surprise appointment to take over Partnerships for Schools, having previously enjoyed the more high-profile job of boss at the Strategic Rail Authority. Rumour has it that he鈥檚 taken on the schools job to get his name back in the public domain ahead of the Olympic interviews 鈥�
Fantasies for footballers
More footballers are heading to Dubai 鈥� much like geese flapping their way south for the winter. Glasgow Rangers captain Barry Ferguson has expanded his property portfolio by snapping up a 拢2m mansion in the subdued and tasteful environs of Dubailand, the region鈥檚 answer to Disneyland. It follows the lead of Paul Gascoigne, who bought two homes there last month. Personally, I think Gazza was attracted by our recent coverage of the dinosaur park at Restless Planet, avid reader of 好色先生TV that he is.
Inflated claims
An excitable press release wings our way from contractors Multibuild. It is on the subject of 1 Portland Street, the recently completed office building in Manchester. To jazz up the launch, the firm carried out the first ever hot air balloon launch from Piccadilly Gardens in the centre of the city. Multibuild, we learn, launched three balloons piloted by the Big Air Company. According to the press release: 鈥淣ever before has a balloon been allowed to take off right from the busy city centre, let alone three.鈥� With that much hot air in the PR department, the firm can probably fuel a few more 鈥�
Aye, aye captain
I hear Keith Mills, chief executive of London鈥檚 successful Olympic bid, is contemplating heading a British challenge for the America鈥檚 Cup. An avid sailor with his own racing yacht, Mills has the financial clout and the contacts to pull together the vast sums required to enter the next competition, which begins with the Louis Vuitton challenge in Valencia 2007. In the meantime, Keith, why not cuddle up to the construction industry by pitching in for next week鈥檚 Little Britain Challenge?
Tour de Grande-Bretagne
Many congrats to the staff of consultant Hunter and Partners, who鈥檝e pulled off the Ian Botham trick of journeying from Land鈥檚 End to John O鈥橤roats. Instead of walking though, associate directors Tim Ashton, Alan Boswell, James Wallace and Kevin Woolley, decided to bike it from the UK鈥檚 southernmost tip, arriving at the top of Scotland 15 days later. All of which has meant the firm has raised more than half its 拢50,000 target for children鈥檚 hospices. And it only took them 82 hours, 14 minutes and 45 seconds 鈥�
Things for David to do
More rumours about the Olympic Delivery Authority job. Our old friend David Higgins has apparently been the subject of a campaign to stop him leaving English Partnerships to head the body. Not one, not two, but three public bodies have been holding meetings to devise jobs for him to do to prevent his departure. The ODPM and the Housing Corporation, as well as EP itself, have been wracking their brains to work out what to get the multitalented Higgins to do. If you have any bright ideas, email Hansom 鈥� if only to help someone facing the combined might of Jon Rouse, Margaret Ford and John Prescott.
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