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We鈥檝e found the leak

Spencer McCarthy might be a rising star in the fast-paced, glamorous world of retirement housebuilding, but that doesn鈥檛 count for much when when it comes to the safety and wellbeing of the Royal Family. At Sunday鈥檚 polo match in Windsor, he got taken short in the queue for the toilet 鈥� so he leapt athletically into a nearby hedge to relieve himself. He was promptly followed by the police, ever vigilant to protect royal guests from those whipping out offensive weapons. 鈥淚 think you鈥檒l have to hang on for a minute, lads,鈥� the gasped. Lovely.

Pukka chukka tucker

Rumour has it that another son of a housebuilding dynasty mingled with royalty at the polo: Tony Pidgley Jr. His fledgling company, Cadenza, co-sponsored the event, which gave him the right to sup tea with the Queen. While we鈥檙e on the subject of Tony and polo, I hear that his amateur team, also known as Cadenza, flies in a ringer from Argentina to ensure that it always wins. How unsporting.

The soft sell

It must鈥檝e seemed like such a good idea at the time. When CABE chose the venue for the launch of its glossy Home Buyer鈥檚 Guide, it opted for the Marks & Spencer Lifestore in Newcastle. After all, the Lifestore had a reputation for style and was handily located for trips to Wayne Hemingway鈥檚 hip housing scheme for George Wimpey at Staiths South Bank. Then it all went a bit pear-shaped at M&S. Undaunted, CABE went ahead with the launch at the Lifestore last week, but it turned out to be a rather low-key affair. 鈥淚t was a soft launch,鈥� said a CABE spokesperson.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Star architect Ken Yeang is not Dr Evil, but he does have a Mini-Me. Ken, who is over here to collect an honorary degree from Sheffield University, hosted a breakfast meeting recently, accompanied by his diminutive eight-year-old son, Max 鈥� a dead ringer for his father right down to the cheeky grin. Max behaved impeccably as his dad told me about his latest book on ecodesign, and was only distracted when Fulcrum Consulting鈥檚 Andy Ford turned up clutching his motorbike paraphernalia. For the rest of the hour, early-rising diners were treated to the beguiling site of a miniature Ken Yeang solemnly attempting to eat scrambled egg through an absurdly oversized crash helmet.