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Starck assessment
French design guru Philippe Starck was in bitchy mood last week. At the opening of his new first-class lounge at Waterloo International, a colleague asked him what he thought of Nicholas Grimshaw鈥檚 iconic terminal. 鈥淣ot bad 鈥� a bit 1980s,鈥� Starck sniffed. Next, he was asked what he thought about Norman Foster and David Chipperfield 鈥� two Brits who, like Starck, have tried their hand at furniture design. 鈥淣orman doesn鈥檛 know how to design furniture,鈥� Starck opined, 鈥渁nd David isn鈥檛 known as a designer. The hotel he designed in Miami wasn鈥檛 successful; in fact it went bankrupt. I know because I bought it last week.鈥�

Just one tiny problem
The DTI has been left red-faced this week after wrongly forecasting the performance of a certain UK export. Stephen Carter, the DTI鈥檚 construction media officer, sent out invitations requesting the company of industry figures at a special showing of England鈥檚 semi-final match in the World Cup. However, as you may be aware, things didn鈥檛 work out like that. Wishful thinking, eh, Stephen?

Raining champions
QS Gleeds displayed rather more foresight with its jolly. To celebrate Midsummer鈥檚 Day, the firm treated clients to a performance of Shakespeare鈥檚 A Midsummer Night鈥檚 Dream at the Tower of London. Unfortunately, minutes before the performance began, the heavens opened 鈥� whereupon Gleeds swiftly distributed 500 plastic macs to the audience.

Parliament vs Mark Blake
My apologies to Mark Blake, projects director at consultant Symonds Group. After a mix-up at 好色先生TV鈥檚 House of Commons reception last week, he was mistakenly directed not to the Thames-side terrace, where more than 100 bigwigs were swigging wine in glorious sunshine, but to a select committee hearing on sexual harassment. Oops!

Burnt umber and charcoal
I know engineers like to consider their discipline an art form, but Arup鈥檚 fire control department has taken this to new heights. 鈥淭he art of fire control鈥� is the name of a series of paintings depicting the work of Arup Fire by artist Meg Ferguson. Three of them adorn an invitation Arup sent out to the launch of a book on fire engineering. Curiously, however, safety does not seem to be the artist鈥檚 theme: the example reproduced below, which presents a somewhat fauvist take on the subject of safety design, shows a person on fire running through a hallway in search of an extinguisher. Or something.

Build it in Tobacco Dock
Will Alsop is well known for designing buildings that look like sausages, eggs or even fruit 鈥� but a crushed-up cigarette packet? Perhaps that鈥檚 why his idiosyncratic proposal for Puddle Dock, a riverside site in the City of London, was refused planning permission recently. 鈥淎lsop told me he got the idea when he was sitting on the toilet and he crushed up a fag packet,鈥� said Graham Forbes, chairman of the City鈥檚 planning and transportation committee. 鈥淎nd that鈥檚 precisely what it looked like.鈥�

Cutting-edge design
The Corporation of London unveiled its new marketing suite beside the Guildhall last week. Pride of place goes to a model of central London, complete with the skyscrapers up for planning approval. However, there is one exception: Renzo Piano鈥檚 306 m high 鈥淪hard of Glass鈥�, proposed for London Bridge. The building would be the tallest in Europe if built 鈥� but its omission is nothing to do with the controversy over its design. 鈥淲e were told we couldn鈥檛 put the shard in,鈥� says a disappointed Peter Rees, planning chief at the corporation. 鈥淚t would have been a health hazard.鈥�