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The largest building in the world has opened in China - complete with an indoor seaside. Visitors to Chengdu鈥檚 New Century Global Centre can sprawl on an artificial beach in front of an artificial sea and gaze out at a massive LED screen for a video sunset. Publicity photos show 6,000 holidaymakers lazing on the faux beach, in a scene reminiscent of the Truman Show. The 1.7 million square metre building - which is approximately the size of Monaco - also boasts office space, retail, a 14-screen IMAX movie theatre, a 1,000-room five-star hotel and a Paradise Island water park. Good luck trying to find the exits.

In at last

The RICS has awarded the late great British evolutionary scientist and explorer Alfred Russel Wallace posthumous membership. Comedian Bill Bailey, part of the Wallace 100 campaign to raise the profile and public appreciation of his achievements on the 100th anniversary of his death, said: 鈥淲allace鈥檚 success as a naturalist and scientist was fostered by his career as a land surveyor - he was a fearless explorer and meticulous in all that he did. He would have been thrilled with his RICS honorary membership.鈥� And the best bit is, Wallace doesn鈥檛 even have to pay RICS鈥� somewhat controversial subscription fees.

Coming in first

We鈥檙e a nation of winners now, it seems, and this winning streak extended this month to the 鈥淪kills Olympics鈥� in Leipzig, Germany. Team UK did us proud, winning two gold medals, one silver, three bronze and 17 鈥渕edallions of excellence鈥�, in the event to find the world鈥檚 best young engineers and tradesmen. Our two golds were George Callow, 21, from Chichester - crowned the world鈥檚 best young cabinet maker - and Ashley Terron, 21, from Warrington, who won best bricklayer. Terron, who trained at Warrington Collegiate, said: 鈥淩epresenting the UK and winning gold at Leipzig has been my ultimate dream.鈥� Congratulations to the winners.

View from the top

Much was made of the efforts of six Greenpeace protesters who scaled the Shard last week, with the 310m climb to the top taking 15 hours. But my view is you鈥檝e not really climbed something until you climb back down, something the protesters failed to do. So much more impressive was the effort of Willmott Dixon鈥檚 chief operating officer for housing, Charlie Scherer, who joined 28 brave volunteers in abseiling down a 12-storey residential building in Wembley, in a bid to raise funds for charity. 鈥淭he abseil seemed a good idea until you are dangling 121 feet in the air with nothing but air below,鈥� said Charlie. Well done, lad.

Grin and bear it

Generally when people win awards, they beam with pride. But at the New London Architecture annual awards last week, Mark Craine, associate principal at architect Populous, glowered as the practice was given the honour of a special award acknowledging its achievement on the overlay of the Olympic park. Such is Craine鈥檚 discomfort at having the spotlight on him that he only very begrudgingly went up to collect the award. The poor chap could barely hold his hands still. At least the rest of his team were pleased, though how much of this was a perverse pleasure at seeing their colleague squirm and how much was celebrating the achievement was unclear.