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Dan鈥檚 the man

Treasury chief secretary Danny Alexander may find he has an overflowing inbox this week after the launch of the government鈥檚 National Infrastructure Plan at the august Institute of Civil Engineers building in London on Tuesday. Ex-London Olympic Organising Committee chief executive Paul Deighton - who has been overseeing the coalition鈥檚 infrastructure efforts since joining the government in 2013 - said Alexander would help tackle any major problems encountered by those on its list of top 40 projects. 鈥淚f you are on that list, Danny鈥檚 your man,鈥� Deighton said. This prompted raised eyebrows from the Highlands MP, who perhaps wasn鈥檛 expecting to take such a hands-on approach to delivering the plan.

Pearls of wisdom

This year鈥檚 annual National Specialist Contractors Council dinner, held at Vinopolis on London鈥檚 South Bank, was made all the more memorable for the keynote address by celebrated corporate failure Gerald Ratner - he of the 鈥渢otal crap鈥� jewellery fame. Ratner, who has in recent years rebuilt his jewellery empire, talked about the gaffe that cost him his entire fortune and left him with 拢1bn of debt, 鈥渂ack when 拢1bn was a lot of money.鈥� There are some upsides to such a colossal fall from grace, however - the first being that when you owe the bank 拢1bn it鈥檚 not difficult to get an appointment with your bank manager. The best thing, though, was his tax position. His accountant told him 鈥測ou鈥檒l never pay capital gains tax again as long as you live鈥� as he鈥檇 lost more money than all the accountant鈥檚 other clients put together. Impressive.

Exterminate!

The transformation of the former home of the BBC, the 14-acre Television Centre complex in White City, west London, will soon begin in earnest. Demolition specialists Keltbray and McGee are already on site prepping some buildings for part or whole demolition to make way for the 拢600m mixed-use scheme that will take its place, although some buildings will be retained and restored, including the distinctive doughnut-shaped central building. On a tour of the complex last week by developer Stanhope and construction manager Mace, my reporter was told legend has it parts of the disused scenery construction facility at the rear of the site inspired the look of Doctor Who鈥檚 nemesis, the Dalek, including bobbly window panels and a console with a protruding flick switch. Daleks, of course, would have taken over the world by now if only they were able to negotiate stairs.

Country matters

We were a little disappointed not to see housing minister Brandon Lewis when my representative popped into the Town and Country Planning Association鈥檚 annual conference last Tuesday. His stand in, chief planner Steve Quartermain, explained to the assembled delegates that Lewis had not been able to speak due to pressing parliamentary business. However, one of Lewis鈥� fellow Conservative MPs, who I bumped into on the following day, said the House of Commons had been pretty quiet on the day in question. Hansard meanwhile threw up no clues as to what Lewis had been up to. It鈥檚 understandable if Lewis is doing some diary management though - his Great Yarmouth constituency is one of UKIP鈥檚 top targets so he will be tempted to spend more time in East Anglia between now and May.