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Third time unlucky

Red faces at consultant Sweett Group last week after it announced it will undergo a 鈥渟trategic review鈥� following a slump in half-year pre-tax profit of almost 90%. The embarrassment was compounded somewhat by the firm having to announce the news three times. The firm鈥檚 half-year report was issued to the London stock exchange first thing Tuesday of last week, only to be replaced half an hour later and then reissued once again the following afternoon with a correction. When your luck鈥檚 out, your luck鈥檚 out.

Raising the industry鈥檚 hakas

The haka is one of the most fearsome sights in sport. When 15 All Blacks perform the traditional ancestral war cry before a rugby international, most opponents fear the game is already up. But it is slightly less intimidating when a room full of middle-aged construction professionals attempt to do it. I know this because, as part of the festivities at the annual Lighthouse Club Christmas lunch party in London鈥檚 Grange Hotel last week, five former international rugby greats, led by former All Blacks captain Sean Fitzpatrick, taught the assembled guests to perform a haka after several glasses of wine and a three-course meal. The event raised 拢100,000 for the Lighthouse Club charity, which provides emergency financial assistance, welfare and legal support to construction workers and their families in times of hardship and stress.

Aviva鈥檚 goose is cooked

Many thanks to the construction team at law firm CMS Cameron McKenna for inviting a handful of my journalists to join them at Hackney Empire鈥檚 pantomime, Mother Goose. This unlikely coming together of construction lawyers and the tale of a giant magical goose named Priscilla was down to CMS鈥� role in successfully securing 拢1.6m for the theatre last year in its long-running legal battle with Aviva over an unpaid construction bond. For the second year running CMS descended en masse on the lovingly restored theatre to enjoy an entertaining panto, set in the fictional land of Hackneytopia. Aviva even got a mention, when the villain was compared to the company - a reference that at least one section of the audience got.

Good knight and good luck

Costain regional manager Bill Robinson has swapped a hard hat for a helmet to take a role as a knight in the hit television series Game of Thrones. Belfast-born Robinson - 鈥渁 huge fan of the programme鈥� - landed the role through his brother, who is a friend of one of the studio managers on the HBO series. At a wrap party at the end of filming in 2013 he casually asked for a part, and to his amazement landed the role of a knight of contender for the Iron Throne of Westeros Stannis Baratheon a year later. 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 have any lines but I did quite a bit of grunting - especially during the battle scenes,鈥� Robinson says. Look out for him in series five, expected to be out in spring 2015.

It鈥檚 our party and we鈥檒l cry if we want to

Capital Properties has bravely, some might say rather too rashly, agreed to take part in upcoming ITV2 documentary The Office Xmas Party. The programme, which airs on Wednesday 17 December at 9pm, follows the property management company as they prepare, plan and host 鈥渢heir riskiest and most ambitious internal event ever鈥�. Crikey. The event took place on the roof of Birmingham鈥檚 Fort Dunlop building and featured an icy woodland, a Narnia theme, a giant tepee with log fires and an igloo nightclub. In the publicity material there is no mention of drunken dad-type dancing or ill-advised Secret Santa presents, but surely these will also feature.