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Days of summers past

Summer may be over, but it seems you can still find more than a little Mediterranean party spirit in construction. And last Thursday it wasn鈥檛 particularly well hidden, as Gleeds took over the Serpentine Gallery Pavilion for an Ibiza-themed party, complete with the aptly named, pink-puffer-jacket-wearing DJ Lisa Loud, Jagerbombs for every guest, and a 鈥渃asual chic鈥� dress code. It was this last feature, more than the dance anthems, which seemed to wrongfoot a few of the guests. It seems there is a sizeable proportion of the industry for whom casual chic simply means removing your tie 鈥�

Return to the Dark Ages

The Home Builders Federation鈥檚 annual Housing Market Intelligence conference, which took place last week, is the best place to take the temperature of that part of the sector. This year it heard from Taylor Wimpey CEO Pete Redfern, who gave a bottle of champagne to Jim Wren from Strata Homes for being the longest-serving member of the housing industry in the audience. However, there was an awkward moment courtesy of Richard Werth, chief executive of medium-sized housebuilder Banner Homes. It鈥檚 fair to say Richard didn鈥檛 grasp the egalitarian spirit behind the UK鈥檚 Olympic and Paralympic summer. Speaking in front of a presentation slide show featuring Olympic and Paralympic competitors, he said small housebuilders were 鈥渟adly handicapped with limited funding鈥� compared to their bigger listed cousins. This is, clearly, someone who needs to see Channel 4鈥檚 鈥淢eet the Superhumans鈥� video.

Time I was somewhere else

New planning minister Nick Boles is a big fan of lowering expectations. Several times during appearances at fringe meetings at the Tory party conference, the rather personable Mr Boles promised to act like a typical politician in power by saying nothing of interest or by running off to another event before anyone could pin him down on any issue of importance. Most worrying was his hand over to fellow MP and panelist John Howell. 鈥淚鈥檓 going to leave you in
the very capable hands of John, who has the benefit of knowing something about planning, which is not something I can claim,鈥� the planning minister exclaimed.

Second childhood

That said, Howell - one of the authors of the NPPF - proved to have a lovely way with words. The MP told a fringe event organised by the housebuilding industry that we have all been approaching the problem of local opposition to development - the dreaded nimby - in completely the wrong way. 鈥淲hat we need to do is to grasp the nimby by the hand and lead him through to the path of righteousness,鈥� Howell said. At the same event, Stewart Baseley, the House Builders Federation executive chairman, made a plaintive and personal appeal for more homes to be built to meet the needs of the younger generation. 鈥淢y children are still living with me at the moment in their mid-twenties,鈥� Baseley said. 鈥淚 do hope they are not still living with me in their mid-forties but I鈥檓 beginning to wonder.鈥�