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Nights in White City

My hacks hear that pesky celebrities are still trying to get into the BBC Television Centre and use its studios for night-time shenanigans, even though the famous former home of the Beeb鈥檚 national television and radio news has been closed for more than two years. Developer Stanhope, which is transforming the west London site into a glamorous mixed-use scheme, has preserved one of the studios on the massive construction site for glitzy evening events. As a result, it has apparently been dogged by requests from BBC actors and presenters - including former 好色先生TVnight presenter Jeremy Paxman - hoping to hire the studio for parties, events or even just night-time drinking and reminiscing. It is not known if an on-air grilling is part of the experience.

Eat your heart out, Tracey Emin

Bike racks are apparently now 鈥減ublic art鈥�, according to Haringey council. A set of cycle hoops outside the London borough鈥檚 Turnpike Lane station has drawn the ire of Twitter users as they have been installed so close together that bikes can鈥檛 actually be locked to them. The installation was done as part of a multimillion-pound renovation of Wood Green funded by Transport for London, and part of the funds were intended to provide better bike parking facilities. However, in response to a resident鈥檚 complaint, council officer Peter Watson has justified the expense by saying the bike racks were not installed for their normal purpose but as a piece of 鈥減ublic art鈥�. A likely story.

You cannot be serious!

Only in Dubai are you likely to hear 鈥渁nyone for underwater tennis?鈥� This is because the designs of Polish architect Krzysztof Kotala have moved a step closer to reality. He unveiled designs last year for the seven-arena carbon-glass domed Underwater Dubai Tennis Center located in the seabed off the coast of Dubai near the Burj al Arab hotel. And now he鈥檚 revealed he鈥檚 in talks with possible investors in the US to make the project a reality. I take it play won鈥檛 be suspended when it rains, then?

One for the road

A senior prison official in Russia has been detained after being accused of stealing a 50km stretch of highway in the country鈥檚 far-northern Komi region. Police allege Alexander Protopopov, acting deputy chief of Russia鈥檚 prison service, oversaw the dismantling of the road and sold off its 7,000 reinforced concrete slabs for personal profit. According to an investigator鈥檚 statement quoted by AFP news agency, the road was 鈥渄ismantled and driven away鈥� over the period of more than a year between 2014 and 2015. The concrete slabs were then used by a commercial company which also sold them on for a profit. Protopopov faces 10 years in jail if convicted.

Feeling flush

It seems public toilets are the latest must-have real estate in London after a former public toilet in Spitalfields went on the market for 拢1m. The 600ft2 underground loo is being marketed as a 鈥渃harming and quirky premises鈥� by property consultants Clarke and Lloyds. It had previously spent time as a nightclub called Public Life, but has stood empty since being closed down by Tower Hamlets council in 2012. The property is located on Commercial Street, in front of Hawksmoor鈥檚 grade I-listed Christ Church, and opposite the shopping market. It鈥檚 something for the wealthy to spend a penny on at least.