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Credit where it鈥檚 due

Balfour Beatty鈥檚 latest interim results had a number of analysts perplexed by the sheer complexity of a document that included three pages of exceptional or 鈥渘on-underlying鈥� items. But the claims of new chief executive Leo Quinn around the firm鈥檚 huge Hinkley Point M&E contract also raised a few eyebrows among competitors. Quinn listed the 拢500m joint venture contract as proof of the 鈥減rogress鈥� made at the firm since he arrived in January. He asked analysts to 鈥渓et me try and sort of frame these results for you and the way I think about it in terms of the progress we鈥檙e making 鈥� We鈥檝e seen a number of landmark wins, both in the US and in the UK, whether it be the new nuclear in the places like Hinkley or the motorways with the Highways Agency鈥�. However, as the firm鈥檚 rivals know, the Balfour-NG Bailey joint venture was selected by EDF for the landmark job at least 18 months ago, well before Quinn arrived. The announcement was merely delayed to fit in with EDF鈥檚 media timetable.

You sexy thing

This magazine has documented many of the challenges facing the housing association sector in recent months: falling rent rolls, further grant squeezes and huge uncertainty over the direction it will take in response to changing policy. Many of those in the sector are pretty ideological about their jobs, committed to doing what they can to help those without access to housing. They are not, I would imagine, used to being described as sexy. But this is what the sector is, in a financial sense of course, according to the pages of the Daily Mail no less. The Rothermere rag used this dubious soubriquet when describing the imminent stock market flotation of Altair, a social housing consultant run by 好色先生TV columnist Steve Douglas, which it said was in a 鈥渟exy sector鈥�. 鈥淗ousing now sexy,鈥� Douglas reacted. 鈥淲ho鈥檇 have thought?鈥�

Safety at work

Prostitutes should be treated in the same way as road construction workers and forced to wear high-vis safety jackets, according to the deputy mayor of a small town in Italy. Luciano Sinigaglia, deputy mayor of Spino D鈥橝dda in Lombardy, told Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera: 鈥淭he sex workers should be treated as employees who work on road construction and be forced to wear clothes that make them visible.鈥� He said a new law should come into force next month, with prostitutes facing a fine of up to 拢360 if they don鈥檛 comply with the rules. Sinigaglia, who seemed less interested in actually dealing with the issue of street prostitution, added: 鈥淟et us hope men don鈥檛 get confused and try to pick up a road worker by mistake.鈥� 

Space exploration

The housing crisis it seems may have found a saviour in the shape of YO! Sushi founder Simon Woodroffe. Possibly taking inspiration from the compact Japanese food he has helped popularise in the UK, Woodroffe has launched YO! Home, which sees space-saving apartments taking compact living to a new level. At the push of a button a bed lowers from the ceiling, slotting on top of the sofas to replace the living room. A dining table can rise up from a hatch in the floor using a counterweight system similar to those used in theatres. The prototype design may make its first commercial appearance in Manchester as the company is close to signing a deal with a developer there who plans to submit a planning application next month.