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Keepie uppie

One of my hacks was in the Gulf state of Qatar last week to check out preparations for the 2022 World Cup. The Qatari project manager on the Zaha Hadid and Aecom-designed Al Wakrah stadium, Thani Al Zarraa, showed a number of journos around the stadium site, which is starting to take shape with enabling works and foundations work now complete and a pitch area marked out. The PRs didn鈥檛 miss a trick, bringing along a football to allow the hacks to have a kick about on the pitch that will (probably) host a World Cup quarter final. What team does Al Zarraa support? 鈥淐helsea, England, Italy and Barcelona,鈥� he replied generously.

Way off target

My noble chums in the House of Lords have delivered a couple of pokes in the eye to Brandon Lewis and Greg Clark, I鈥檓 afraid to report. They gave short shrift to proposals in the Housing and Planning Bill that would allow our housing minister and communities secretary to dictate to councils the proportion of so-called 鈥渟tarter homes鈥� that must be included in new developments. With last year鈥檚 election manifesto promising an ambitious target of 200,000 such mini-palaces for delivery by 2020, I wonder whether 鈥渟uccess鈥�, come the next general election, may be redefined to include deposits on yet-to-be-built properties sold off-plan.

Maintaining public confidence

The plebs also have their doubts about our politicians鈥� ability to deliver new homes, it appears. At a London mayoral election hustings event, organised by Reith鈥檚 lot at the BBC, audience members heard repeated proposals for delivering the capital鈥檚 targeted 50,000 new homes a year. Asked whether they thought the successor to Boris Johnson and Ken Livingstone can meet the widely supported goal, just one hand was raised in affirmation out of an audience of around 100. Impertinent riff-raff!

Cheaper than London (probably)

At a time when demand for visitor-accommodation in the capital may have peaked, I read with interest that the prospect of floating hotels in space has taken something of a step forward thanks to Bigelow Aerospace and NASA鈥檚 testing of an 鈥渆xpandable activity module鈥�. The windowless pods are protected by layers of fabric that shield them from space debris and offer occupants around 15.9m3 in which to luxuriate - better than average for a Japanese capsule hotel, I am given to understand. One of my hacks flags the
tantalising potential for 鈥渙ffshore鈥� tax benefits, too. I will quiz Cameron the Younger about this next time we lunch at the club.

Peak peddle paddling

Good Samaritans and property consultants McBains Cooper have teamed up with Muscular Dystrophy UK to take on a gruelling adventure challenge to raise money for the charity. The consultants will take part in , which will see teams of four pedal, paddle and hike across the breathtaking landscape of the Lake District. On average, the challenge will take nine hours to complete, the longest element of which will be a five-hour mountain climb. Every penny raised from the challenge will go straight to Muscular Dystrophy UK and help in its fight against muscle wasting conditions. Needless to say, training before the event is advised!