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Hitchcock on the small screen

It seems my colleagues at 好色先生TV Design are copping a bit of a pasting from their loyal online readers. Last week, the sister website of 好色先生TV ran a story headlined 鈥淢erger frenzy as housing groups eye affordable homes growth鈥�. One poster, called Alfred Hitchcock, said: 鈥淔renzy 鈥� Ha! How to make a boring piece of news sound interesting 鈥� use tabloid-speak.鈥� I thought he鈥檇 died in 1980 but Alfred鈥檚 comment got me thinking. 鈥淎lfred鈥� should know 鈥� after all, he was a master storyteller, and Frenzy was a 1972 Hitchcock masterpiece.

Demolition by numbers

Speaking of headlines, a recent favourite appeared in the Daily Telegraph: 鈥淒emolition crew destroy wrong house while owner is out at work.鈥� A poor bloke called Steve Ballas was called at work by a friend who told him: 鈥淭hey鈥檙e demolishing your house.鈥� Turns out the demolition firm was told to tear down the property at 200 Marion Street in the Bankstown area of Sydney. Unfortunately for Mr Ballas, who lives next door at number 198, the wrong house number was displayed on his letterbox. The confusion arose as the number on his neighbour鈥檚 house 鈥� the real 200 that was to be demolished 鈥� was obscured. Ballas called the police and officers told the crew: 鈥淵ou guys have made a bit of a boo-boo here.鈥� Boo-boo is a very un-Australian way of putting it.

Gone postal

Rather than demolishing the wrong house, back in the UK we, it would appear, seem to have mastered something quite different: how to lose a post box. One of my colleagues happens to be a member of a local history society 鈥� which is unfortunate for Hochtief UK for reasons that will become clear. The firm is working on the bridge at north London鈥檚 Upper Holloway station.

A Victorian post box was originally in the brick wall at the station but was removed for safe keeping during the work. It would seem a few months ago that someone, assumed to be from a local conservation society, came to visit the site and said they could look after it. But now Hochtief wants its post box back so it can be incorporated back into the bridge over Christmas. The only snag is that Hochtief has no idea who it gave the post box to for safe keeping. So it has written to those it thinks might have it. My friend has suggested trying eBay.

Follow the van

Ever since I caught up on the troubles plaguing Interserve with these energy-from-waste deals, which have included losses and two very unhappy clients throwing them off jobs, I keep seeing Interserve鈥檚 vans darting about as I make my way through London. Underneath the company logo is the strapline 鈥淚ngenuity at work鈥�. I鈥檓 not sure Viridor, the client that chucked Interserve off a scheme in Glasgow last month then trashed it in public, accusing the firm of having 鈥渃ontinually and repeatedly failed to meet delivery milestones鈥�, would agree.

Design to shine a light

A competition to design a bedside light for ill children has been won by IA Interior Architects with Story Star. The Design a Light competition was organised by children鈥檚 medical research charity Sparks and lighting firm FUTURE Designs to celebrate their mutual 25th anniversaries and to raise money for the charity, with the contest raising over 拢15,000 for Sparks. It was judged by a panel including Brookfield director Martin Jepson and 好色先生TV editor Sarah Richardson. The judges praised the winning entry鈥檚 鈥渕ix of interactivity and simplicity鈥�, and said it was elegant in design鈥�. More info at www.sparks.org.uk.