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Insupportable

When is an objection not an objection? I think for a definition we should turn to architect Stephen Hodder. Responding to news that heritage watchdog Historic England can鈥檛 support his firm鈥檚 proposal for a 40-storey tower in the middle of Manchester 鈥� redrawn for footballers Gary Neville and Ryan Giggs from an earlier plan by Make 鈥� the former RIBA president opines: 鈥淭hey鈥檙e not saying they object; they鈥檙e saying they can鈥檛 support it on heritage grounds.鈥� If that wasn鈥檛 extraordinary enough, he hails this lack of support a success: 鈥渁 real step forward鈥�. Next week, Theresa May on how blowing a Tory majority in an election she said wasn鈥檛 going to happen was, in fact, a total triumph.

Unfixable

The pension firm brought in by Carillion to advise on the crisis when the firm was still afloat, has had a whirlwind few weeks. Independent Trustee Services, which is run by Chris Martin (not that one), was parachuted in on 8 January, a week before the firm went bust. Last week he was being asked to explain the whole sorry mess to MPs. Some readers might know that Martin鈥檚 namesake is the singer with the band Coldplay, one of whose most famous songs is called Fix You. Just a shame for those Carillion pensioners that Martin (the other one) couldn鈥檛. 

Unpredictable 

Speaking of Carillion, I wonder if its would-have-been incoming chief executive Andrew Davies might raise a wry smile at the news that his former boss James Wates has been asked by the government to head up a new corporate governance advisory group. It promises to draw up the UK鈥檚 first-ever set of guiding principles for large private companies to ensure they are transparent and accountable, helping them to improve the way they are run. Davies could be forgiven for wondering if crystal-ball gazing 鈥� specifically of the alarm bells variety 鈥� might be part of Wates鈥� remit. After all, Wates let his then chief executive leave last autumn for the top job at Carillion, and look how that鈥檚 turned out.

Unbe-leave-able 

Tory MP Anna Soubry, one of her party鈥檚 most strident critics of the decision to leave the EU 鈥� so much so that she was branded a Brexit mutineer by a Daily Telegraph front page last November 鈥� was one of the MPs to vote for parliament to relocate while the Palace of Westminster undergoes a 拢3.5bn refurbishment. In the debate last week on what to do next, she exhorted MPs: 鈥淲e have to grasp this, do the right thing, and 鈥� I cannot believe I am going to say this 鈥� but in this instance, absolutely everybody vote leave.鈥�

Inessential

Ping! An email arrives from procurement provider Constructionline about a supplier day being held today for a 拢500m development of HM Naval Base Clyde at Faslane in Scotland. Constructionline is now set to be flogged by owner Capita after last week鈥檚 profit warning. New chief executive Jonathan Lewis announced a major shake-up, saying Capita was 鈥渢oo complex鈥� and has lined up a string of non-core disposals. In the press release I received about the supplier day, I鈥檓 informed that Capita has undertaken in excess of 500,000 audits, assessment and accreditations over more than 20 years. The most important audit, I would wager, is the one that鈥檚 just been carried out by Lewis.