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Does Alan Sugar know?

Ellie Reed, director of recruitment firm A&E construction and the industry鈥檚 representative on The Apprentice, has so far managed to fly below the radar and avoid Sir Alan鈥檚 finger on the first two episodes of the new series. But perhaps Sugar should do a little delving at Companies House. Reed鈥檚 firm has undergone some dramatic 鈥渄ownsizing鈥� in the past year, reporting net assets of 拢130,527 in the year to 31 March 2009, but just 拢57,577 last year. Clearly A&E is such an 鈥渕anagable鈥� size Reed is able to devote time to other matters. Where are Nick and Margaret when you need them?

A risky ride

I would never deign to cycle the streets of London, as, apart from the dirt and sweat that tends to accumulate, the risk of getting hurt is undeniable. Others appear to agree with me - but not quite who you鈥檇 think. When Capita decided whether or not to take on a contract for Transport for London, which included supporting the Boris Bike scheme, I hear that the decision went all the way up to the firm鈥檚 main board, because cycling in London was seen as a health and safety risk. Given how many keen cyclists there are in the Capita Symonds offices, it would have been a little odd if their parent company hadn鈥檛 given them the green light.

Watersports for pirates

The folk at Proctor Street are also grappling with an even more extreme form of transport in Nigeria as they attempt to design a shorefront 鈥減irate proof鈥� residence for a certain client of Capita Symonds, operating along the coast near Lagos. Apparently the buckaneers can arrive not only in boats, but jet-skis as well, so high walls might be essential. Can I suggest they remove any ramps in the immediate vicinity as well? We have all seen enough action films to predict how these might be used.

Kindly form an orderly queue

Anticipating how many people are going to attend your bash is a tricky business, if the event hosted last week by Galliford Try is anything to go by. Celebrating the completion of the Renaissance St Pancras hotel, the queue to get into the reception, which was held in the superbly named Hansom Hall, soon snaked back through the reception to the entrance. A second queue was quickly established but again this was back towards the entrance within minutes. The perils of popularity.

It wasn鈥檛 me

Plans by the UK Contractors鈥� Group to celebrate the career and achievements of Bovis鈥� John Spanswick were thrown into last minute disarray when the hotel booked for the event rang to say they could not accommodate them. The reason? Apparently they鈥檇 had the builders in and they had badly overrun. While an alternative was found a stone鈥檚 throw from the venue, several CEOs apparently found time to slip round the corner in the dark just to check they were not the company at fault. Happily for UKCG, nobody was embarrassed.