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Protecting the weak

We like to think we can do some good for the industry here at 好色先生TV, maybe even run to its rescue on occasion, but rarely is our effect so immediate as it was last week. One of my trusty hacks made some enquiries when he discovered CITB was seeking to have a tiny drainage contractor wound up for not submitting the required CITB levy forms. It was the final chapter of a saga that had been running since 2008 with multiple demands for the forms from CITB and even a statutory notice that was handed to the firm鈥檚 lone director in person. But within hours of a few phone calls from my hack, the parties had patched up their differences and the winding-up petition was dropped. I鈥檓 thinking about buying him a cape.

Marauding invaders

London mayor Boris Johnson was on typically good form last week speaking at a launch event at University College London for a new built environment leadership programme developed by its prestigious Bartlett faculty. Asked to look ahead to 2050, he conjured up a vision of a city containing a tower looming three times the height of the Shard named after National Trust chairman Sir Simon Jenkins, where academics lobbied over the protected views of the ArcelorMittal Orbit, commuters travelled on Crossrail 5, and the government of the day continued to deliberate over whether to build a third runway at Heathrow. He also repeated an oft-used (and disputed) factoid, that London currently rates as the sixth biggest French city by volume of French population living there. 鈥淎ny larger,鈥� he quipped, 鈥渁nd we鈥檒l have to make preparations for a German invasion.鈥� He assured listeners it was a joke. 鈥淭hough I鈥檓 not sure the German ambassador saw it like that.鈥�

The romantic lead

Does your job attract the opposite sex? Many working in construction may suspect their role doesn鈥檛 help on the dating scene. But male architects are, apparently, in hot demand. A survey by 鈥渢hinking people鈥檚鈥� dating site Drawing Down the Moon found 鈥渁rchitect鈥� was the second most desirable profession for women, behind perennial favourite the 鈥渄octor鈥�. Even 鈥渆ngineer鈥� sneaks into the top 10 most desirable professions for women at number 10. Fewer construction professions make men鈥檚 wish list for partners, with female architect the only one in the top 10, again at 10. The dating site explains architects are 鈥減erceived as stylish and cool鈥�, while engineers 鈥渒now how to fix most things鈥�.

Clash of the titans

Competition between Spanish football titans Real Madrid and Barcelona runs very deep. As well as competing at least twice a year in a hotly contested match dubbed 鈥淓l Cl谩sico鈥�, the two firms are now competing off the pitch in the unlikely domain of stadium architecture. Within a fortnight both clubs unveiled plans to overhaul their stadiums last month and their differing approaches rather reflected their differing styles of football: Barcelona鈥檚 plan was a subtle extension, whereas Real Madrid鈥檚 plan entails submerging their stadium in a vast billowing envelope of bling, causing one wag on my newsdesk to comment: 鈥淚s this what Cristiano Ronaldo would look like if he were a stadium?鈥� He wasn鈥檛 the only one to take a dislike to Real鈥檚 plans. The top tweet on the day of the announcement read: 鈥淎 giant silver turd right in the middle of the city!鈥�