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Blatter feels the heat

鈥淚t was a mistake 鈥� You know, one makes a lot of mistakes in life.鈥� Perhaps, but when you鈥檙e Sepp Blatter and the mistake is letting Qatar host the World Cup - a multibillion-pound venture - surely action is required 鈥� like a change of plan before it鈥檚 too late? Blatter admitted last week that FIFA erred in ignoring the advice of its technical committee, which warned against hosting the event in Qatar鈥檚 extreme heat, but there was no suggestion of anyone being held accountable. Meanwhile, the massive construction project continues. Hundreds of construction workers have died in Qatar in recent years, and despite efforts to improve conditions, scores of them will likely pay the ultimate price for FIFA鈥檚 mistake.

Melting moments

Last week, one of my trusty hacks hosted the annual debate and award held in honour of Alan Cherry, founder of housebuilder Countryside. In attendance was communities secretary and the Brentwood-based firm鈥檚 constituency MP, Eric Pickles, who urged the sector to use off-site manufacturing and prefabrication and called for renewed focus on design, saying: 鈥淒esign [for Alan Cherry] wasn鈥檛 about being the tallest or glassiest, or being the building most able to melt one of Boris鈥� bikes in the street below.鈥� Advice I鈥檓 sure Land Securities and Canary Wharf Group, developers of the Walkie Talkie, don鈥檛 need.

Benign growth

It鈥檚 an article of faith for architects that Prince Charles dealt a blow to the profession when he delivered his notorious 鈥渃arbuncle鈥� speech back in 1984. But perhaps the rest of the industry should be more grateful for the prince鈥檚 attack on modernism. The media storm that followed ignited public interest in architecture, said the academic and writer Kester Rattenbury at an RIBA debate marking the 30th anniversary of the speech last week. 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 turn on the TV without bumping into the Stirling prize or a makeover programme these days,鈥� she said. 鈥淏efore then everyone said, 鈥榊ou can鈥檛 do architecture on TV鈥�. So you could partly argue that Prince Charles was responsible for the rise of Kevin McCloud.鈥� If only we鈥檇 known that in 2008 - if we鈥檇 enlisted Charles as construction ambassador the recession might never have happened.

Scotch mist

Could we see a coalition government of David Cameron鈥檚 Conservative Party and Alex Salmond鈥檚 Scottish National Party (SNP) after the next general election? The unlikely possibility was suggested by former Sunday Times political editor Isabel Oakeshott at a debate at the British Council for Offices鈥� (BCO) annual conference in Birmingham last week. Oakeshott proffered that should the SNP fail to win independence in this year鈥檚 referendum, it could still up its presence in Westminster to 20 to 30 seats in the 2015 general election and surpass the floundering Liberal Democrats to snatch any coalition prospects. Dave and Alex exchanging vows in Number 10鈥檚 rose garden next year? Stranger things have happened.

Feeling flushed

Still at the BCO conference, the property industry鈥檚 finest cheered up proceedings with some old-fashioned toilet humour. Derwent London chief executive John Burns told delegates that as a rule on projects 鈥渨e like to hear from the horse鈥檚 mouth rather than the other end鈥�, while PwC鈥檚 head of real estate Christopher Richmond admitted he was amused to discover that some of the accountant鈥檚 old reports are recycled into toilet paper.