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How green are your staff when they leave the office? To find out you could take a leaf out of PRP Architects鈥� book. The practice has been testing out energy usage measuring systems in its staff鈥檚 homes to see which ones it should be using in its designs. What鈥檚 more, it is even thinking about posting a league table of staff home energy usage in its office. One member of staff is now having their kitchen lights redone as a result of their shocking usage - though I suspect it鈥檚 really just to gain that top league spot.

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The seemingly inexplicable loss of 35,000 jobs from the government鈥檚 forecast in last week鈥檚 Green Deal consultation wasn鈥檛 the only sign the document was a rush job. If energy secretary Chris Huhne had been one of my hacks he would have received a stern dressing down. So desperate was Huhne to get the consultation out that he didn鈥檛 even bother to finish putting in all the figures. The document said tough carbon reduction targets for energy companies 鈥渨ill result in around 拢xbn being injected into the market and secure levels of installation activity鈥�. If readers wanted details on how these targets would come into force they were directed to 鈥減age x鈥�. I invite Mr Huhne to take a two week internship here at 好色先生TV to learn the benefits of proper proof reading.

Maintaining standards

Talking of correct spelling and grammar, I would like to deliver another slap on the wrist - this time to the Arb. Arb, as every architect knows, stands for the Architects鈥� Registration Board, the body created under the 1997 Architects Act to maintain the register of architects, protect the consumer and generally keep up standards. It is therefore more than a little worrying to notice that on its website - under the heading of 鈥渞egulating architects鈥� - is a section entitled 鈥渕aintining competence鈥� [sic]. A little more competence from the Arb would be nice!

Minty fresh

Advertising folk are clever. There鈥檚 a reason pretty young things advertising shampoo run through fields of pansies or rainforests, rather than kitchen gardens - and my colleague can attest to it.

While attending the National Specialist Contractors Council lunch last week at the Institute of Directors she found herself not only enjoying, but wearing, one of the condiments to the roast lamb lunch. One slip from a waiter and she found herself covered in (albeit freshly made) mint sauce. She spent the next half hour washing her hair in the ladies鈥� bathroom sink, much to the amusement of her fellow female attendees. Mint: good in toothpaste, disaster on hair.

Good brew

Bottoms up to former RIBA president George Ferguson, who has won the title of 鈥淒rinks Producer of the Year鈥� on BBC4鈥檚 Food Programme. For those unaware of the architect鈥檚 talents for crafting drinks as well as buildings, Ferguson jointly owns Bristol Beer Factory, producing a range of hearty ales. Ferguson is combining work and pleasure in more ways than one - the brewery is to be revamped as a 鈥渕ixed use scheme鈥� next year and will become Ferguson鈥檚 new home.