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Never let an opportunity go to waste

For those of a certain age, the irony will not have gone unnoticed that the operator on Costain鈥檚 troubled PFI Greater Manchester Waste contract - which last week saw it take another hit on the scheme, this time more than 拢11m - features a team that includes John Laing. That company pulled the plug on its contracting business back in 2000 partly because of another problem PFI job, the National Physical Laboratory in west London, which ended up costing Laing millions. What goes around comes around, as the saying goes.

Going for a song

Billionaire Carphone Warehouse co-founder David Ross is to build an opera house - in his back garden. If it gets planning approval, it will be the first one to be built in over a decade and seat 400 people, with construction to start before the end of the year so as to open for a summer festival in 2018. Ross has been hosting opera in the back garden of his 14th-century home Nevill Holt Hall in Leicestershire since 2000, but has now decided to create a permanent structure from a grade II-listed stable block. The new venue will allow the Nevill Holt Opera company to stage performances all year round.

One brick short of a load

A row over bricks has broken out after a report from the Centre of Economics & Business Research (CEBR) claimed brick shortages have contributed to rising house prices over the past decade. Andrew Eagles, CEO of the Brick Development Association, blasted the report as 鈥渓azy鈥�, saying: 鈥淲e can report with absolute authority that there is no shortage.鈥� The CEBR reckons 1.4bn bricks - enough for 740 Big Bens, it says - are needed to fix the UK housing market. But taking aim at the CEBR鈥檚 data, from April 2015, Eagles said it was 鈥渁stonishing鈥� the CEBR could release a report that was 鈥�15 months out of date鈥�. Brickbats all round.

Through a glass darkly

Football team Manchester City has apparently irked its Premier League rivals after beginning work on installing a glass tunnel, so fans can catch a glimpse of players in those delicate moments just before they head out onto the pitch, or on their way back. Players of both teams will have to use a spiral staircase, which will be surrounded by glass, to make their way from their dressing rooms to the pitch. Bitter rivals Manchester United have reportedly complained about the plans, with Arsenal also said to be uncomfortable with the tunnel, on the grounds that it will invade players鈥� privacy. Some sports commentators have claimed that the real gripe is that emotions can run high after a match and players don鈥檛 want to be caught out in displays of temper they might later regret.

Bat man

Following our story about Chelsea running into problems with pesky bats over its plans to rebuild its Stamford Bridge home, it has been pointed out to me that Chelsea recently signed a chap called Michy Batshuayi. Rather apt, don鈥檛 you think? You might remember that local planners have ordered the Blues to explain how the proposals will protect nearby Brompton cemetery before they give the go-ahead. The cemetery is known for its wildlife and is a site for bat tours. This month the Royal Parks, which manages the cemetery, will host the Brompton Bat Walk where visitors 鈥渨ill work with experts, using echo location to track and identify bats as night falls鈥�. Perhaps Chelsea鈥檚 billionaire owner Roman Abramovich will be among them - working out what to do with this unlikely opponent.