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The common touch

There are all sorts of nuggets in Margaret Hodge鈥檚 report on the Garden Bridge. This passage referring to the bridge鈥檚 chief flag-waver, actress Joanna Lumley, caught my eye: 鈥淛oanna Lumley described the concept as 鈥榯he people鈥檚 bridge鈥�. However, I found a lack of connection to the local community south of the river. By contrast the presence of others as trustees on the board, including a special adviser at Number 10 Downing Street and the brother of a leading Conservative minister, did nothing to support Joanna Lumley鈥檚 assertion.鈥� Not so fabulous.

Bands on the run

Ping! An email arrives from the mayor鈥檚 office telling me that 21 music venues in London are at risk of, ahem, having the plug pulled because of business rates increases. One club facing crippling hikes is the 100 Club on Oxford Street. It has hosted performances from many notable bands since opening its doors way back in 1948. Among those who have made their way there, the mayor鈥檚 office continues, is a band called the 鈥淪ex Pistol鈥� and Scottish indie-rockers 鈥淧rimal Screen鈥�. I think the Rolling Stone played there, too.

Not for the faint hearted

Still on music, architect Pilbrow & Partners 鈥� headed by Fred Pilbrow, formerly of KPF before he headed off to help set up PLP 鈥� has been given the green light for a luxury seafront home within a former Turkish baths in Hove. The plans for Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour and his author wife Polly Samson caused a bit of a rumpus with some of the locals who had misgivings about its height. Normally when I read about these things, protestors weigh in and give the target of their ire both barrels. But this being genteel East Sussex, not so. One objector from Save Hove described the new scheme as 鈥渁lmost perfect鈥�. Valerie Paynter told the local paper: 鈥淚t鈥檚 a beautiful design, I absolutely love it, and I didn鈥檛 want to lose the scheme if it went the other way and it was a refusal.鈥� Some objection.

School competition

Cenkos analyst Kevin Cammack thinks he has an idea where the direction of the contracts to build a swathe of free schools might be heading. Last week the government approved the construction of 131 more. 鈥淭he largest number will be in the South-east,鈥� says Cammack, 鈥渁nd the most successful contractor in the education sector is historically Kier.鈥� I鈥檇 like to point out that other contractors are available.

Nosy neighbours

The powers-that-be at Tate Modern seem keen to pour oil on waters being stirred up by residents of the neighbouring Neo Bankside super-luxury apartment development. Some flat owners are all in a kerfuffle about visitors to the 10th floor viewing gallery of the Tate鈥檚 new extension, the Switch House, designed by Herzog & de Meuron, being able to peer into their exclusive living space. In an ironic twist, one of the selling points featured on the development鈥檚 website is its proximity to the Tate. As is the line: 鈥淣eo Bankside offers you the unique opportunity to live at the very epicentre of this dynamic and ever evolving neighbourhood.鈥� So long as you don鈥檛 mind Joe and Josephine Public taking a gander into your living quarters, they could have added 鈥� Still, it鈥檚 not all bad: Neo residents have the chance to enjoy an architectural tour of the Tate鈥檚 new extension without even having to leave home.