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The doctor鈥檚 tonic

As 鈥渟nap election鈥� news dominated the headlines, key elements of the government鈥檚 post-Brexit trade strategy were trailed by Liam Fox but slipped somewhat under the radar. Fortunately my hacks spotted an official announcement from the international trade secretary 鈥� timed to coincide with St George鈥檚 Day 鈥� promoting strawberries and cream, cheddar cheese and gin as 鈥渜uintessential鈥� British commodities ripe with global business potential. Perhaps the Conservative Party鈥檚 election manifesto will also include copious references to the nation鈥檚 design and construction prowess. Meantime, 鈥渕other鈥檚 ruin鈥� it is; Dr Fox鈥檚 orders.

As time goes by

Following last week鈥檚 revelation that there is somebody out there whose job title is Job Captain, comes news from a digital outreach executive. I鈥檓 as baffled by that job title as I was by last week鈥檚. But let鈥檚 see what this person has to say. It鈥檚 news that by 2018 there will be 1.3 million industrial robots working in factories around the world. The blurb adds: 鈥淭hat鈥檚 less than two years away!鈥� Well, I never 鈥�

Dutch courage

Last week, I was told, millions of Dutch people worldwide celebrated their monarch鈥檚 birthday clad in the national colours 鈥� which, judging by my visit to the Dutch House at Alexandra Palace for the 2012 Olympics, seems to consist of nothing but orange. I was invited to the Dutch Centre in the City to join in the revelry where I could have heard the wonderfully named 1980s band Toontje Lager rip through their best known song 鈥� well, to the Dutch anyway 鈥� called Ik heb stiekem met je gedanst. This roughly translates as 鈥淚鈥檝e been dancing with you secretly鈥�. May I suggest it be the soundtrack for Jeremy Corbyn and Brexit?

Teaming up

To Huddersfield and the opening of the university鈥檚 Oastler 好色先生TV. Designed by AHR Architects, it will house the university鈥檚 law school and part of the school of music, humanities and media. But I must admit I was rather interested in the fact that it was opened by Prince Andrew. I wonder if anyone was brave enough to ask whether these recent rumours romantically linking him with pint-sized pop siren Kylie Minogue were true. Even better, if he was asked, that he had then replied: 鈥淚 should be so lucky.鈥�

Good Friday

One of my hacks popped down to an event Heathrow Airport was hosting about its expansion plans last week and heard Matt Oakley, a former Treasury economist, now head of WPI Economics, tell the audience that if the construction industry was 20% more productive, then everyone in it could take the Friday off. What better incentive to get efficient than that?

Garden enthusiasts

By ruling out his support for the Garden Bridge, Sadiq Khan last week effectively put the mockers on the project. This was noted by the Evening Standard, which had frequently written in support of the bridge and went so far as to suggest last week that the project might in fact yet see the light of day. This enthusiasm has nothing to do, of course, with the newspaper鈥檚 new editor, former chancellor George Osborne, who has long been a Garden Bridge enthusiast. Or the fact that the newspaper鈥檚 owner, Evgeny Lebedev, is a governor of the scheme. Nothing at all.