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Everyone arrives at roughly the same time, moaning about public transport with the morbid relish of true Londoners. Most people are on the beers, but Richard opts for one of the 鈥渋nteresting ciders鈥� on offer behind the bar. We get settled at a nice table by the window, as opposed to the dark trendy basement, and return to transport. Richard is definitely not a fan of bendy buses, (his arrival was delayed because they stacked up along Oxford Street and marooned him on the wrong side of the road). Rebecca is more upbeat and says she loves the tube and the fact that it鈥檚 鈥渨arm and cosy鈥� 鈥� an unusual take, especially in summer.

Richard鈥檚 dissatisfaction has moved to his choice of drink. It鈥檚 a Savanna cider and the bottle is a little on the small side. 鈥淚t was small, but very strong,鈥� he says finishing it off. He eyes up the larger, manly-looking bottle of Kingstone Press behind the bar. 鈥淚 haven鈥檛 touched cider since I was a teenager 鈥� when you get it from the corner shop, down it and then throw up.鈥� There are grave nods of agreement. 鈥淏ut then my kids started copying those Strongbow ads and I thought, oh, I鈥檒l try it again. It鈥檚 actually very nice.鈥�

Talk of youthful boozing takes the conversation to student days, and the Red Bull/coffee/Pro Plus concoctions that were consumed to survive all-nighters at deadline time. Richard wins, having stayed awake 65 hours once, which is inconceivable to Stuart: 鈥淲hen it gets to about 4am your hand goes rigid and you can鈥檛 do any more. That was before computers.鈥�

鈥淚 didn鈥檛 do a proper degree,鈥� confesses Justin, 鈥淚 did ancient history 鈥� the Greeks and Romans.鈥� His colleagues start interrogating him on facts, much to his

discomfort. 鈥淚 don鈥檛 remember the facts because I don鈥檛 need to,鈥� he says defensively, adding: 鈥淲hen was Julius Caesar assassinated? 43AD. March.鈥� Erm, the March bit is right at least (it was 44BC, according to popular belief). 鈥淐an we veer off my degree because there are serious holes in my knowledge,鈥� he adds.

Obligingly, someone mentions that there is a good series on the ancient history of India on TV, before talk descends to Big Brother. 鈥淚t鈥檚 utter garbage,鈥� says Stuart of the reality show. 鈥淚 like The Simpsons,鈥� says Rebecca. That鈥檚 more like it. Stuart perks up and reveals a heartwarming take on the show. 鈥淚鈥檓 a big Homer fan. Despite his dysfunctionality he has kept the family together.鈥�

After a few more drinks (Richard has moved onto the bigger bottles of cider) we start talking about pets. Justin goes a bit quiet before confiding that his girlfriend wants to get a dog, but he can鈥檛 face it after an incident at his friend鈥檚 house when he was 16 with Barney the bulldog.