好色先生TV

In the interests of accurate reporting, it must be said that 好色先生TV buying a pint for architects Hawkins Brown didn鈥檛 get off to a great start. To begin with, on the appointed evening the London Underground鈥檚 Circle Line was, to use a technical phrase 鈥渟tuffed鈥� requiring a 10-minute jog across the City to the Slaughtered Lamb in Clerkenwell. As a result, I arrived late, pouring sweat and apologies in equal measure, and embarrassed that the first round was already in the process of being procured.

Then there was the question of the venue. Let鈥檚 just say that since I worked in the area back in 2004, the Slaughtered Lamb has got busier, so much busier in fact that one-on-one conversation was difficult and a chat between a group of eight impossible. 鈥淪o it turns out that 好色先生TV can鈥檛 organise a piss-up in a pub,鈥� remarked founder and partner Roger Hawkins before suggesting we move across the road to the J&A Bar so that I could fulfil my hosting duties.

Communication once again possible, it turns out that Hawkins Brown is 25 years old this year - a cause for celebration and an excuse to get some sparkly silver business cards printed.

The cards are produced for me to admire with great flair from all apart from director Fang Fang, who has left them in the office and is gently admonished by her colleagues. I can鈥檛 complain, having forgotten mine as well - the third and final fail of the evening.

Fang, a Chinese national who arrived on these shores via Australia, has been brought in as director of HBI, Hawkins Brown鈥檚 international arm, dedicated to building a presence in China. Apparently the Hawkins Brown moniker doesn鈥檛 translate well into Mandarin - it鈥檚 too long - hence the HBI brand. 鈥淚t sounds like cross between HBO and FBI!鈥� says Fang.

As the evening progresses it turns out that Hawkins Brown are a sporty lot, with Roger training for a 2,500km bike ride from Minneapolis to New York City and associate Julia Roberts (not the film star) a former Middlesex county badminton player. They are also well-travelled: the firm organises a series of study trips each year, including a recent visit to Ljubljana in Slovenia, where the team was put up in the glamorous environs of a former prison. It鈥檚 not as random as it sounds - I stayed there in 2006 when the cells had just been redesigned by artists, interior designers and architects.

Partner Seth Rutt also enthuses that Hawkins Brown can now boast that rarest of accomplishments in the construction industry: a 50/50 male-female staff ratio. It is clear that this has worked out rather well for Seth when 好色先生TV is introduced to Nicky Rutt, Seth鈥檚 wife whom he met when she joined the firm in 2000.

(It鈥檚 a bit personal so don鈥檛 let it get out, but apparently it took just six months for love to bloom.)

At the end of the evening I fall into conversation with partner Nicole Woodman, who it turns out hails from Wallsend in North Tyneside. Coming from Morpeth just north of Newcastle, I imagine this is bound to create a bond. 鈥淚sn鈥檛 there a big mental hospital there?鈥� Nicole asks (well yes, in fact I got the sack from it) before going on to claim that she knew I couldn鈥檛 be from Wallsend 鈥溾�榗ause you鈥檙e not hard enough鈥�. Harsh but true.