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Luis is Portuguese and has worked in Angola, Grahame is South African, Craig is from Jersey. The only mainland Brit is Tony from Liverpool, but he has worked in South Africa and the Seychelles.

鈥淭he Seychelles are boring,鈥� says Tony. 鈥淭he resorts are paradise. But everything comes in by boat, and all the meat is frozen. I got a job designing holiday homes, but I gave up after four months.鈥�

Luis鈥� southern hemisphere experience beats that. 鈥淟uanda in Angola is the worst place in the world. It鈥檚 the second most dangerous city in the world. And the traffic congestion is much worse than in London: it takes five hours to travel 12km.鈥�

Craig鈥檚 rites of passage entailed a completely different profession. 鈥淚n the seventies, I dropped out for seven years and played in a five-piece rock band. We even made it on to one of John Peel鈥檚 live sessions.鈥�

Even so, Craig鈥檚 musical career wasn鈥檛 short of the odd foreign thrill. It took him to Portugal, where he was rescued by the army. 鈥淲e were playing in a big sports hall in Coimbra. This was in 1971 at the time of the revolution against the dictatorship, and there was a big demonstration going on. When I opened the doors to let people out of the sports hall, crowds were pushing to come in. Eventually the army came in with machine guns and cleared everyone out.鈥�

Craig sees parallels between music and architecture. 鈥淭he hardest thing in the world is to reach the top 20 鈥� in buildings as well as in music. It鈥檚 the simple buildings that really sing out 鈥� like Gehry鈥檚 Guggenheim in Bilbao.鈥�

Then Craig expands his argument from music and architecture to cover sailing and aviation. 鈥淎 good quality classical guitar has a rosewood base that resonates, a softer cedar top that vibrates and an ebony neck and fingerboard that doesn鈥檛 bend. It produces fantastic sound. Yachts and aircraft are also simple objects that perform well. There鈥檚 no bullshit in an aircraft. Architecture should be like that.鈥�

The others pick up the theme of superficiality in architecture. 鈥淭oday, glamour is everything,鈥� says Tony. And Luis adds: 鈥淭wenty-first century architecture doesn鈥檛 relate to economics. It鈥檚 99.9% related to image. Your building has to have a good image or you鈥檙e bullshit.鈥�

So for those eager to see the pure no-nonsense design principles of guitars, yachts and aircraft applied to architecture, perhaps they should head for the western fringe of London.